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WHO LOVES THEIR MOMMY!
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WHO LOVES THEIR MOMMY!
I DO I DO I DO!

Nobody loves me more and I mean it I really don't know where I would be without her support. So she had me in tears while driving yesterday, FOR GOOD REASONS! She never uses the word's "I'm sorry", her idea of admitting she is wrong, is going from yelling one second to pretending nothing happened the next minute....... But that is her she has been that way her entire life not why I am posting this.

Everyso often she can be mushy  which is rare for her, but man when she does, wow! So yesterday she says "I've really got it good" talking about where she lives, her health but yea she gets through it,,,,,,,,, then hits me with "I have you and I am so lucky too have you". 

No no no, it wasn't that she never complements me, just the way she said it, you had to be there. My mom puts on a brave face for everyone so to see her and hear her open up like that was amazing. I literally almost had to pull over. 

I LOVE YOU MOM! Heart
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Heres that can of worms. *throws it away*
Don't ever try to find it again. -.-

Also;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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LOL, I was going to post Mamma Mia !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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You guys are silly............ No Oedipus complex here. However, quite a few years ago, when we ended up in a examine room at her urologists office I stupidly mentioned to her a medical graphic chart on the wall depicting a prostate exam with of course the depiction of a gloved hand with the finger up the patients ass. Yea, I get that someone has to do that, and yes men need to have it done. But that really  is need to know, and it made me squirm sitting next to my mom looking at it. But just like my high school friends, she took advantage of it and now it is a running joke, she will wiggle her finger at me to get me to stop teasing her, I end up going "OK OK OK, I'll stop, just stop doing that".
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We of course don't like the same music, but we do have some songs we both like. She loves the one ABBA CD I have in the vehicle. But her favorite song we both like is Billy Joel "My Life"..... She also likes Blondie's "Sunday Girl" and "The Tide Is High"........ And while she won't listen to it over and over because it is loud "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" By Pat Benatar......For the lyrics.
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(December 20, 2015 at 9:13 am)Brian37 Wrote: You guys are silly............ No Oedipus complex here. However, quite a few years ago, when we ended up in a examine room at her urologists office I stupidly mentioned to her a medical graphic chart on the wall depicting a prostate exam with of course the depiction of a gloved hand with the finger up the patients ass. Yea, I get that someone has to do that, and yes men need to have it done. But that really  is need to know, and it made me squirm sitting next to my mom looking at it. But just like my high school friends, she took advantage of it and now it is a running joke, she will wiggle her finger at me to get me to stop teasing her, I end up going "OK OK OK, I'll stop, just stop doing that".

Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic
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Yeah, my mom is pretty cool. My grandmother too.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: WHO LOVES THEIR MOMMY!
Several of us asked the mom of a common friend of all ours if his delivery was tough.

She said' "No, I've had worse bowel movements".


He's never lived that one down.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I like my mum, and respect her very much. I suppose I love her as much as my nature allows, but I was always closer to Da.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: WHO LOVES THEIR MOMMY!
Erm not me
I'm confused, Oh wait maybe I'm not
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