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Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
#11
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
I have heard of nuns who were eaten by a crocodile. What do you have to say about that?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#12
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:50 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: However... although the nuns tend to dress like Jesus' mother, I find it unlikely he would pick one's womb to reinhabit.... because of their pagan practices Dodgy

What?! What pagan practices?
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#13
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm)Quantum Wrote: I have heard of nuns who were eaten by a crocodile. What do you have to say about that?

Wha???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3t6fZ32e64

Are you serial?
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#14
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
If it did come back how would it know if it was or was not getting a virgin?

With enough funds anyone can be a virgin.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:49 am)Goosebump Wrote: If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?
Do you think that the Bible teaches that when Christ returns He will be born of a virgin again?

Official Catholic doctrine is not Christian.

If it could be proven beyond doubt that God exists...
and that He is the one spoken of in the Bible...
would you repent of your sins and place your faith in Jesus Christ?



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#16
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
I think they kind of are. Leastwise they barely register on my meter.
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#17
RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:53 am)excitedpenguin Wrote: Is this a ploy to get stupid people to stop reproducing? Wink

If you're going to get stupid people to stop reproducing, better figure out how to convince some atheists to stop having sex as well.

(December 24, 2015 at 4:23 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Dude, put a lid on it ... Catholic girls make great sinners.

Catholic men are pretty good on their knees.
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
Quote:If you're going to get stupid people to stop reproducing, better figure out how to convince some atheists to stop having sex as well. 

Atheists are generally more prone to accepting evidence.
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 30, 2015 at 3:16 pm)excitedpenguin Wrote:
Quote:If you're going to get stupid people to stop reproducing, better figure out how to convince some atheists to stop having sex as well. 

Atheists are generally more prone to accepting evidence.

hahahahaha.

God I wish you'd tell that to the ones obsessed with anti-vax and paleo.
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 30, 2015 at 3:14 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(December 24, 2015 at 4:23 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Dude, put a lid on it ...  Catholic girls make great sinners.

Catholic men are pretty good on their knees.

Just like a woman, wanting a man on his knees.

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