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Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
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Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
Is this a ploy to get stupid people to stop reproducing? Wink
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:53 am)excitedpenguin Wrote: Is this a ploy to get stupid people to stop reproducing? Wink
You think stupid people would listen? No I'm just asking faith based people if they are really commited why not set aside some non-spoiled for the off chance. I mean it's a big deal to them is it not?
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
I'm just playing with you.

I don't think that's how it "works" with Christianity, but given how it does work, it kinda does surprise me that Christians didn't think of that, now that I think about it.
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 3:01 am)excitedpenguin Wrote: I'm just playing with you.

I don't think that's how it "works" with Christianity, but given how it does work, it kinda does surprise me that Christians didn't think of that, now that I think about it.

Maybe that's the reason for the delay of the second coming! Idea man I am!
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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:49 am)Goosebump Wrote: If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?

Dude, put a lid on it ... Catholic girls make great sinners.

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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:49 am)Goosebump Wrote: If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?

Dude, put a lid on it ... Catholic girls make great sinners.

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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
If an entire group gives up sex, they'll die out. That's why even the puritans, who seem to hate everything involving sex, will allow married couples to have sex. As long as it's just penis to pussy reproduction. Of course in the modern age you can have kids without having sex, which should make puritans very happy.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 4:23 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(December 24, 2015 at 2:49 am)Goosebump Wrote: If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?

Dude, put a lid on it ...  Catholic girls make great sinners.

So do Catholic men.

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RE: Why arn't Christians nonsexual?
(December 24, 2015 at 2:49 am)Goosebump Wrote: If Christ came from a virgin birth and will come again. And Christians want him to come again cause it's super good for them, shouldn't they keep all Christian women virgins on the off chance the saver shows up again? Unless they are Catholic then every sperm is sacred. But for non Catholic Christians shouldn't this be like... a priority?

Well.. there are Christian girls who are nice and pure and stay that way for the lord. Unforunately, sadly, many of them do so as a consequence of being too homely to find a husband.

Also, what about the Catholic nuns? These are ladies who forgo the pleasures of the flesh and consecrate themselves only to Jesus. Isn't that amazing Smile ?

It's kind of a pity these women are Catholic, and believe in a lot of funky things. But they really are more dignified than say Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and Taylor Swift. Those girls are more or less just sluts, and choose to dishonor their own dignity.

Girls today just seem to be caught up in the false promises of promiscuity, and just choose to become like slabs of meat

However... although the nuns tend to dress like Jesus' mother, I find it unlikely he would pick one's womb to reinhabit.... because of their pagan practices Dodgy
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