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RE: Want Noms now!
June 28, 2010 at 11:32 am (This post was last modified: June 28, 2010 at 11:33 am by darkwolf176.)
I have a rabbit: called Elijah Smile
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June 28, 2010 at 12:33 pm
(June 28, 2010 at 11:32 am)darkwolf176 Wrote: I have a rabbit: called Elijah Smile
Good for you, but it ain't purple.
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June 28, 2010 at 2:01 pm
He sure isn't Wink
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June 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm (This post was last modified: June 28, 2010 at 8:08 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(June 28, 2010 at 9:51 am)Tiberius Wrote: I want all those cats...NOW.


Me too,together probably enough for one decent meal. Big Grin

Actually, I quite like cats. I had one once, a Russian blue.

I don't have a cat now as I'm not willing to take the trouble to ensure it does not wonder at large. Here cats kill native birds and small animals and feral cats are a real problem in some areas.

In my opinion,cats should be controlled in the same way as dogs, with mandatory registration and strict limits on on numbers permitted on one property. Cats should not be permitted to wonder.
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June 28, 2010 at 11:08 pm (This post was last modified: June 28, 2010 at 11:11 pm by Dotard.)
Kittens really do make excellent tacos.

Cats are great training aids for dogs.

Seriously.

Rabbit? My opinion is those are only good grilled over an open fire or in a stew.
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(June 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm)padraic Wrote: Cats should not be permitted to wonder.

What are ya? The cat thought police?

Why the hell can't a cat wonder? The world is a big and wonderous place, and cats are just naturally curious.
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June 29, 2010 at 7:07 am
(June 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm)padraic Wrote: In my opinion,cats should be controlled in the same way as dogs, with mandatory registration and strict limits on on numbers permitted on one property.

That is the law here. Cats need shots and tags and you are only allowed a certain number of them. They have even made it so that the tags for dogs and cats are about 4 times more expensive unless you get them spayed and/or neutered.
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July 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm
(June 28, 2010 at 11:08 pm)Dotard Wrote: Kittens really do make excellent tacos.

Reminds me of one of my favorite lolcats:

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July 4, 2010 at 12:16 pm
They sound like sheep!
Eeyore Wrote:Thanks for noticing.
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July 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: July 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm by The Omnissiunt One.)
This video could easily be the set-up for a B-movie, in which cats suddenly turn feral and hunt down humans in enormous gangs. 'Blood Kittens' it could be called. Actually, I might copyright that. Hollywood, here I come...

We have had a hamster and two rats as pets, but they're all in the Great Cage in the Sky now. Oops, this is an atheist forum... they're all rotting away now, in the ground. Somehow, that's a less appealing thought, though.
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July 5, 2010 at 6:24 am (This post was last modified: July 5, 2010 at 6:25 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
There have been two pet rabbits in my family.

The first was a wild grey baby rabbit. Sis was playing with it on the back lawn. Cat saw rabbit. Cat pounced. cat bit rabbit in the neck,once. One dead rabbit. After the funeral,sis spent the rest of the day wondering around the yard with a half brick behind her back,calling softly "here puss,puss,puss"

Second time, sis had a pet white angora rabbit,in a cage. Rabbit got out of its cage. My border collie killed it and ate half of it, gifting the remainder to mum;he left the half eaten rabbit at the back door. Mum was just thrilled,as you may imagine.
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