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Shitty movies you've seen
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I do keep a list of every film I've ever watched. I'll post it sometime soon.
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Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.  RE: Shitty movies you've seen
December 30, 2015 at 10:53 am
(This post was last modified: December 30, 2015 at 10:55 am by Homeless Nutter.)
I seem to recall seeing about half of the movies on the list - most of them for free, thanks to all sorts of piracy and TV.
The ones that left any impression worth disclosing would be: 10. Ishtar - (1987) (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman) - I saw that on TV long time ago and I remember kind of liking the Beatty/Hoffman stage act. 19. Cool As Ice - (1991) (Vanilla Ice) - I watched that on TV, late one night, as a teenage rock-geek - with pure contempt. 20. Burn Hollywood Burn-An Allan Smithie Film - (1997) (Ryan O'Neal) - I actually liked this one, the first time I caught it on TV, not knowing what it was. Eric Idle was funny. Or maybe it was the weed... 45. Godzilla - (1998) (Matthew Broderick) - this one I went to the cinema for. I even bought the "soundtrack", mainly for the Jamiroquai song which I still love. I never watched the classic Godzilla movies, so I didn't care much, about the fact, that this one was a dinosaur. It didn't seem like such a sh*tty movie at the time, because it was the late 90's - the time of the most atrocious summer blockbusters in the history of cinema... 55. Bio-Dome - (1996) (Pauly Shore) - horrible, horrible movie, but one of the earliest appearances of Tenacious D... 61. The Postman - (1997) (Kevin Costner) - this one didn't seem so bad. But maybe it's just, that as a misanthrope and a child of the Cold War, I'm predisposed to enjoying post-apocalyptic scenarios. 71. Problem Child - (1990) (John Ritter) - I liked this as a kid. I especially liked Amy Yasbeck... My taste in women hasn't changed much since. 88. Mac And Me - (1988) (Jonathan Ward) - I also have 3rd generation VHS-quality memories of this brand-marketing monstrosity. I remember enjoying it at the time, which proves that kids will watch any crap. And for f***'s sake - it's "Mac and I", surely... 97. Four Rooms - (1995) (Madonna) - this one had some funny moments. I can't remember what they were, but I remember liking at least some of the 4 short stories, that this movie consists of. I quite enjoyed the ending, directed by Tarantino. 100. Ernest Scared Stupid - (1991) (Jim Varney) - f*** me, all that Ernest sh*t is creeeeeeepyyyyyyy.... I mean - that guy couldn't look more like a mentally handicapped paedo if he had a bishop's hat on... Movies not on the list - any christian movie, especially Kirk Cameron's, other than that - too many to mention. I don't even really like most of the movies, that are considered "good", nowadays.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Lol thought of one! Beastly (sp?) lol that movie omg horrid!!!
The guy was kind of hot actually. They were trying to imply that the main character was to be soooo unattractive that no girls would want him and I was like um...he is hot in a different way but them again I believe everyone has their own beauty. Fail/10 of a movie! 
Where the Wild Things Are was pretty messed up. It's for kids but it looked so strange I could imagine it's what an acid trip would be like (never taken acid you see) I felt like I was losing my mind in craziness. I think it would entertain some kids but scare a lot of them without being intended to lol. Such a damn weird movie.
'The Shining' - I kept waiting for the scary bits.
'Roxanne' - The one with Steve Martin (who I usually like) and Darryl Hannah, the worst piece of shyte actress on two feet. 'Sherlock Holmes' - The RDJ ones. Fucking painful. 'Cutthroat Island' - Geena Davis as a pirate princess. Any film that stars, features, or mentions Adam Sandler. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
RE: Shitty movies you've seen
December 30, 2015 at 9:16 pm
(This post was last modified: December 30, 2015 at 9:16 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
The Shining is awesome.
I didn't wait for the scary bits because scary movies don't scare me. Real life scares me. 
Anyone besides me pay money to see Heartbeeps in a theater ??
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 (December 30, 2015 at 7:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'The Shining' - I kept waiting for the scary bits. The wedding singer and fifty first dates were ok. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: Shitty movies you've seen
December 31, 2015 at 6:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 31, 2015 at 6:42 am by paulpablo.)
I fucking loved drop dead Fred when I was a kid, was it really crap? I'll have to watch it again.
Also I liked Caligula I got the pornographic uncut version. Me and my friends also loved judge dredd and Armageddon too. Films that I actually thought were crap, hell boy 2, the 300 and pet semetary 2 come to mind Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason.  RE: Shitty movies you've seen
December 31, 2015 at 8:00 am
(This post was last modified: December 31, 2015 at 8:02 am by Alex K.)
(December 31, 2015 at 6:28 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(December 30, 2015 at 7:49 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'The Shining' - I kept waiting for the scary bits. I kinda enjoyed the RDJ Holmes movies. Sorry... even if they go from the Alps to Darmstadt in a coupla minutes in the second one I am a sucker for anything remotely Steampunk. I even saw WWW twice.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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