RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 1:27 pm by Baqal.)
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for recognizing my lack of innocence
Banned because if you are not innocent, then you can prevent exams!
(Or maybe you're just the same old shameless harlot we know and love )
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm by Losty.)
Banned because I think you just suggested that I seduce your professor.
Banned for mind-reading!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for denying her horniness amongst academic professionals!
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Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69
(August 30, 2014 at 2:49 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69 Banned for being a rep away from the perfect number
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for not recruiting someone to remedy that problem.
Banned because you're at 69 now
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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