RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 1:27 pm by Baqal.)
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for recognizing my lack of innocence
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Banned because if you are not innocent, then you can prevent exams!
(Or maybe you're just the same old shameless harlot we know and love ![]()
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm by Losty.)
Banned because I think you just suggested that I seduce your professor.
Banned for mind-reading!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for denying her horniness amongst academic professionals!
...meow Ut supra, ita inferius
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Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69
(August 30, 2014 at 2:49 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69 Banned for being a rep away from the perfect number
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned for not recruiting someone to remedy that problem.
Banned because you're at 69 now
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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