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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
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#6981
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 1:27 pm by Baqal.)
(August 30, 2014 at 1:25 pm)Insanity Wrote: Banned for not recognizing your ability to prevent exams.
Banned for blaming the non-guilty.
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Losty Offline
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#6982
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 1:33 pm
Banned for recognizing my lack of innocence Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#6983
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:03 pm
Banned because if you are not innocent, then you can prevent exams!

(Or maybe you're just the same old shameless harlot we know and love Tongue )
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2014 at 2:12 pm by Losty.)
Banned because I think you just suggested that I seduce your professor.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:32 pm
Banned for mind-reading!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#6986
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:33 pm
Banned for denying her horniness amongst academic professionals!

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#6987
RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm
(August 30, 2014 at 2:49 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned for bringing up my horniness outside of a69

Banned for being a rep away from the perfect number
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Banned for not recruiting someone to remedy that problem.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
August 30, 2014 at 4:28 pm
Banned because you're at 69 now Tongue
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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