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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
fr0d0 Offline
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#7581
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 26, 2014 at 5:57 pm
Banned for having an upper lip so stiff you could break rock with it
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Losty Offline
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#7582
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 26, 2014 at 6:10 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 10:01 am)oukoida Wrote:
(September 26, 2014 at 5:38 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Banned for causing a pregnant pause

SURPRISE PREGNANCY COLOR BAN!

I love pleasing Losty

Banned because I love being pleased by you. Blush
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Little lunch Offline
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#7583
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 26, 2014 at 6:55 pm
Banned because I can insert 'only' between, before or after any word in your last sentence.
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vorlon13 Offline
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#7584
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 26, 2014 at 11:11 pm
Banned for a weird creepy kink in english language usage.

Ick !!
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Lucanus Offline
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#7585
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 6:08 am
(September 26, 2014 at 6:10 pm)Losty Wrote:
(September 26, 2014 at 10:01 am)oukoida Wrote: SURPRISE PREGNANCY COLOR BAN!

I love pleasing Losty

Banned because I love being pleased by you. Blush

Banned because awwww

(September 26, 2014 at 11:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for a weird creepy kink in english language usage.

Ick !!

Banned for being the loser above me. Sorry, mate.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#7586
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 9:51 am
Banned because it will have to do even though I would rather throw you in a log chipper with dull blades
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#7587
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 9:59 am
Banned for being a rectangle seriously in need of a good rounding.
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#7588
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 11:46 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2014 at 11:46 am by vorlon13.)
Banned in memory of Kenny McCormick
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Little lunch Offline
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#7589
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 11:58 am
Banned for icking me, and that's not with a little L. I already know what your thinking. :-)
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#7590
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 27, 2014 at 12:57 pm
Joseph Smith and Brigham Young Ban of the Prophets !!!
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