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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
DramaQueen Offline
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#7641
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Banned for daring to talk about my mum like that, only I can do that
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 3:20 pm
Banned because you're only half right
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Banned cause I'm speechless
I can write though
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#7644
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 5:20 pm
Banned for cheating speechlessness
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 7:00 pm
Banned for being holier-than-thou
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Banned for talking about yourself in the third person
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#7647
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 8:19 pm
Banned for being the third person in our menage a trois
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#7648
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 8:19 pm
Banned for verbal orgy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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September 28, 2014 at 9:19 pm
Banned cause you should enjoy sandwiches
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 28, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Banned because your sandwiches always have some weird ethnic ingredient.

GET A JAR OF JIF !!!!
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