Banned for daring to talk about my mum like that, only I can do that
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Current time: December 21, 2024, 10:44 pm
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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned because you're only half right
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Banned cause I'm speechless
I can write though
Banned for cheating speechlessness
Banned for being holier-than-thou
Banned for talking about yourself in the third person
Banned for being the third person in our menage a trois
Banned for verbal orgy.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Banned cause you should enjoy sandwiches
Banned because your sandwiches always have some weird ethnic ingredient.
GET A JAR OF JIF !!!! |
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