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Ban the loser above you.
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Banned for puns.
Banned because puns are awesome.
Banned because as awesome as puns are... you're not all that punny.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Punned for not being all that banny
banny for losty busty musty trusty doody
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Banned because I can.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Banned because you did.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould  (February 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Tonus Wrote: Banned because you did. Banned for reactionary ban activity.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method. 
Banned because I feel like you should be banned
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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