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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Nine Offline
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#12421
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 11:15 am
Banned for paying for wings.
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Norman Humann Away
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#12422
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 11:15 am
Banned for puns.
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#12423
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 11:19 am
Banned because puns are awesome.
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#12424
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Banned because as awesome as puns are... you're not all that punny.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#12425
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 1:25 pm
Punned for not being all that banny
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#12426
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:11 pm
banny for losty busty musty trusty doody
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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The Valkyrie Online
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#12427
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:14 pm
Banned because I can.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm
Banned because you did.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#12429
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:43 pm
(February 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Tonus Wrote: Banned because you did.

Banned for reactionary ban activity.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#12430
RE: Ban the loser above you.
February 8, 2015 at 2:45 pm
Banned because I feel like you should be banned
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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