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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
January 20, 2020 at 10:00 pm
(January 20, 2020 at 9:34 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: (January 16, 2020 at 8:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Alcohol may not be among the best things in life, but it’s a pretty fair consolation prize for not getting those other things.’ - Terry Pratchett
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"There is no such thing as bad beer." (German Proverb)
There is Heineken so actually, there is bad beer.
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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
January 20, 2020 at 10:10 pm
(January 20, 2020 at 10:00 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: (January 20, 2020 at 9:34 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: "There is no such thing as bad beer." (German Proverb)
There is Heineken so actually, there is bad beer.
I have enjoyed many bottles of Heineken Beer over the past several decades with no ill effects.
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January 20, 2020 at 10:11 pm
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Quote:When I grow up I want to live in the forest. I would make my own bricks, and when the crocodiles came I would stab them with my lighter, and fire. When I grow up, I would make my own sauce and put it on the crocodile..then take even more, and put it on, and then eat it. Then I would build my own house, and, um, make my own fishing pole to catch food and save it for next year.
-My Son....6.
...... Quote:dad, um, there's one thing I never made in my life. Houses. Can you make me houses?
-on it. I am fucking on it.
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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
January 20, 2020 at 10:18 pm
(January 20, 2020 at 10:10 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: (January 20, 2020 at 10:00 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: There is Heineken so actually, there is bad beer.
I have enjoyed many bottles of Heineken Beer over the past several decades with no ill effects.
I used to like it but it got skunky coming across the pond at some point, and I quit drinking it. Anyone wants bad beer, go buy some Schaeffer.
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February 6, 2020 at 7:25 pm
‘The most important thing in life is to be yourself. Unless you suck, then a secret identity might be your best bet.’ - Anonymous
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July 4, 2020 at 2:55 am
When things lose their definite meanings, life gets its indefinite charm. "Anonymous"
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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
July 4, 2020 at 5:36 am
Here's one for the population control crowd:
'I have ten children, Groucho.'
'Why so many?'
'Well, Groucho, I love my wife.'
'Well, Jim, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.' - You Bet Your Life
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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
July 4, 2020 at 11:03 am
(July 4, 2020 at 5:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's one for the population control crowd:
'I have ten children, Groucho.'
'Why so many?'
'Well, Groucho, I love my wife.'
'Well, Jim, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.' - You Bet Your Life
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RE: Meaningful ideas and quotes
July 5, 2020 at 4:36 am
(July 4, 2020 at 11:03 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: (July 4, 2020 at 5:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here's one for the population control crowd:
'I have ten children, Groucho.'
'Why so many?'
'Well, Groucho, I love my wife.'
'Well, Jim, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.' - You Bet Your Life
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‘Quitting smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.’ (ibid)
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