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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.

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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
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#41
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 11:09 am
What's with the talk of moving this thread to A69? That's just pathetic.
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#42
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 12:29 pm
Mayo is OK.

Now, if we were discussing turtle nougat, why this thread would already be banned.
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#43
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm
Tiny pancakes for a tiny tortoise:



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#44
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 1:56 pm
(January 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm)MTL Wrote: Tiny pancakes for a tiny tortoise:




I want to kudos so many times.
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#45
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 1:57 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 1:58 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 22, 2016 at 12:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Mayo is OK.

Now, if we were discussing turtle nougat, why this thread would already be banned.

On those grounds I should be banned because of my username title Angry

That's right, er... for being a non-Christina who also happens to not be a kitten (kittens are exempt from being banned because I say so).
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 2:01 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 2:02 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm)MTL Wrote: Tiny pancakes for a tiny tortoise:




Who the fuck filmed me last Shrove Tuesday?! Voyeuristic perverts!

Oh wait... I like that kind of attention Blush

P.S. That video is fucking adorable.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 2:05 pm
(January 22, 2016 at 12:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Mayo is OK.

Now, if we were discussing turtle nougat, why this thread would already be banned.

You love the nougat!
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 2:07 pm
(January 22, 2016 at 1:56 pm)Losty Wrote:
(January 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm)MTL Wrote: Tiny pancakes for a tiny tortoise:




I want to kudos so many times.

thanks, lol

it IS cute enough to make your head explode, isn't it??
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 2:12 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2016 at 2:12 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
My head explodes quite regularly... with mayo.

#can'tmissanopportunitylikethat
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#50
RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 22, 2016 at 2:12 pm
(January 22, 2016 at 2:01 pm)Evie Wrote:
(January 22, 2016 at 12:54 pm)MTL Wrote: Tiny pancakes for a tiny tortoise:




Who the fuck filmed me last Shrove Tuesday?! Voyeuristic perverts!

Oh wait... I like that kind of attention Blush

P.S. That video is fucking adorable.

glad you liked it.

I searched for a turtle video for this thread, once...

...and now YouTube sends me thousands of turtle-related vids.   lol
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