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Your Staff just increased in value!
Losty Offline
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RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 4:13 am
(January 18, 2016 at 3:18 am)Heat Wrote: Now let's petition to ban Evie.

I mean who do these green buffoons think they are? Seriously, those fucking little turtle pieces of shit.. Thinking they own the road and can just prance along on a leisurely stroll without a care in the world, going at negative 18 miles per hour. I made sure to grab a spiked black boot from Evie's death metal closet so that every time I see those little fucking green turd-le's on the ground I can stomp on them as hard as possible. I use Turtle shells as dinner bowls, that I eat more Turtle out of. I once brushed a Turtle's teeth with a Recycle Bin.

Evie do you think this is a mother fucking game?

Angry

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#82
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 4:44 am
(January 18, 2016 at 3:58 am)robvalue Wrote: Good morning everyone!

Wow, thanks everyone for all the lovely encouragement Group Hug Just being asked to do this has been great for my confidence, and I'm so pleased you guys agree with the decision Smile

I tried to make you a sandwich Beccs, but I couldn't figure out which of the weird things in the fridge are suppose to be edible...

Good, you're up. Time for a refresher.

1. Get Obama elected.
2. Obama takes away everyone's guns.
3. Spend a year planting the seeds that subtlety suggest the nuclear option at AF.
4. Get rob on the inside.
5. Achieve peace and happiness using the nuclear thing? I don't really remember our plan.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#83
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 4:50 am
I believe in this context it's pronounced "nucular", Exian
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#84
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 5:01 am
Right! The S is silent.

I've now completed the perverse, degrading initiation ritual... I took everyone off my block list. Now my screen will be full of fuck Tongue
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RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 5:07 am
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Know God, Know fear.
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#86
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 5:08 am
(January 18, 2016 at 5:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Right! The S is silent.

I've now completed the perverse, degrading initiation ritual... I took everyone off my block list. Now my screen will be full of fuck Tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHa3D-musUw
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#87
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 9:43 am
(January 18, 2016 at 5:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Right! The S is silent.

I've now completed the perverse, degrading initiation ritual... I took everyone off my block list. Now my screen will be full of fuck Tongue

One of the perks of being staff. Has CD convinced you that the fire extinguisher is a dildo? As to the ignore function, now you have to withness the full glory of all posts. Congratz Rob.
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Your Staff just increased in value!
January 18, 2016 at 9:48 am
(January 18, 2016 at 5:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Right! The S is silent.

I've now completed the perverse, degrading initiation ritual... I took everyone off my block list. Now my screen will be full of fuck Tongue

Let's see an acceptance speech video from you, Rob!!! [emoji2]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#89
RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 24, 2016 at 4:53 am
Well done rob. Well deserved  Smile
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RE: Your Staff just increased in value!
January 24, 2016 at 5:22 am (This post was last modified: January 24, 2016 at 5:23 am by robvalue.)
Thanks very much guys! Say what now? I did wonder why people keep using the dildo to put out small fires.

Sure, I could do an acceptance video Smile If that was a serious suggestion Big Grin

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