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Saudi Arabia finds new god
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Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 1:31 pm
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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 2:18 pm
Checkers will be banned next.

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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 3:26 pm
Chess makes people smart. In order for them to keep a fine control over the people, people must be stupid & incapable of thinking.
I feel sorry for the natives. But that's what you get when you shake hands with wahhabies.
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January 21, 2016 at 4:15 pm
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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 5:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 5:33 pm by mr_j936.)
Mickey mouse was banned years ago because mice are the animals of satan. And pokemon blue was banned because it had a casino in celadon city :'( Turning on the AC is prohibited when women are alone at home since the neighbor might find out and then evil might occur  Tongue .

yes the above are all true.
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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 7:32 pm
Quote:Who the fuck gambles on chess?

You can't be serious. I thought everyone knew the excitement of gathering round the chess board, the household money clenched in your sweating fist, waiting...waiting....waiting... and then YES!! PAWN TO KING 4!! PAWN TO KING 4!!! You've done it at last! You played the long shot and it came off...

But in the next game you lose it all when the player you bet against castles. fuck.

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January 21, 2016 at 7:47 pm
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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2016 at 8:56 pm by ReptilianPeon.)
There are certain Hadith that mention that Muhammad may have had a dislike of Chess (as seen above my post). Yeah, because the opinions of fallible humans (like Muhammad) are a much better authority than Allah. Not to mention the Hadith are all conjecture and would never stand up in a court of law.

People deny they worship Muhammad yet they make every effort copy him, base their calender around his life (like Christians do with Jesus, hence AD and BC with are equivalent to After Highra and Before) and celebrate Mawlid (his birthday, like Christmas is to Jesus). Muhammad even makes you kiss black rocks and drink polluted Zamzam water (BBC tested the water from Zamzam several years ago). I wouldn't be surprised if the Saudis did the old bait and switch with the black rock and artificially pump water into the Zamzam.

I think it was Abu Bakr who says in a certain Hadith that he would not have kissed the black stone if he had not seen Muhammad do it. Did you know you can get HIV from saliva? Why is Muhammad telling people to kiss rocks? So disgusting!

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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 10:04 pm
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RE: Saudi Arabia finds new god
January 21, 2016 at 10:13 pm
If Saudi Arabia found a new god it couldn't be any worse than the one they currently have.

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