Saudi Arabia finds new god

[Pat Mustard]

And his name is Nuggan.

I need evidence, you say?

Well their chief god talking guy just abominated chess. What's next banning the colour blue?

But in all seriousness this is fucked up. Banning chess, the gift your religion exported to the world?

[The Valkyrie]

Checkers will be banned next.

[WinterHold]

Chess makes people smart. In order for them to keep a fine control over the people, people must be stupid & incapable of thinking.
I feel sorry for the natives. But that's what you get when you shake hands with wahhabies.

[Minimalist]

Saudi Arabia’s grand mufti has ruled that chess is forbidden in Islam, saying it encourages gambling and is a waste of time.

Who the fuck gambles on chess?

And if there is a bigger waste of time than reading that fucking, piece of shit, koran, I don't know what it could be.

[mr_j936]

Mickey mouse was banned years ago because mice are the animals of satan. And pokemon blue was banned because it had a casino in celadon city :'( Turning on the AC is prohibited when women are alone at home since the neighbor might find out and then evil might occur  .

yes the above are all true.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Who the fuck gambles on chess?

You can't be serious. I thought everyone knew the excitement of gathering round the chess board, the household money clenched in your sweating fist, waiting...waiting....waiting... and then YES!! PAWN TO KING 4!! PAWN TO KING 4!!! You've done it at last! You played the long shot and it came off...

But in the next game you lose it all when the player you bet against castles. fuck.

Boru

[Wyrd of Gawd]

And his name is Nuggan.

I need evidence, you say?

Well their chief god talking guy just abominated chess. What's next banning the colour blue?

But in all seriousness this is fucked up. Banning chess, the gift your religion exported to the world?

It's all in the hadiths.

"Malik :: Book 52 : Hadith 52.2.7

Yahya related to me from Malik from Nafi from Abdullah ibn Umar that when he found one of his family playing dice he beat him and destroyed the dice.

Yahya said that he heard Malik say, "There is no good in chess, and he disapproved of it." Yahya said, "I heard him disapprove of playing it and other worthless games. He recited this ayat, 'What is there after the truth except going the wrong way.' " (Sura l0 ayat 32)."


"Muslim :: Book 28 : Hadith 5612

Buraida reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine."

[ReptilianPeon]

There are certain Hadith that mention that Muhammad may have had a dislike of Chess (as seen above my post). Yeah, because the opinions of fallible humans (like Muhammad) are a much better authority than Allah. Not to mention the Hadith are all conjecture and would never stand up in a court of law.

People deny they worship Muhammad yet they make every effort copy him, base their calender around his life (like Christians do with Jesus, hence AD and BC with are equivalent to After Highra and Before) and celebrate Mawlid (his birthday, like Christmas is to Jesus). Muhammad even makes you kiss black rocks and drink polluted Zamzam water (BBC tested the water from Zamzam several years ago). I wouldn't be surprised if the Saudis did the old bait and switch with the black rock and artificially pump water into the Zamzam.

I think it was Abu Bakr who says in a certain Hadith that he would not have kissed the black stone if he had not seen Muhammad do it. Did you know you can get HIV from saliva? Why is Muhammad telling people to kiss rocks? So disgusting!

[Marsellus Wallace]

And his name is Nuggan.

I need evidence, you say?

Well their chief god talking guy just abominated chess. What's next banning the colour blue?

But in all seriousness this is fucked up. Banning chess, the gift your religion exported to the world?

It's all in the hadiths.

"Malik :: Book 52 : Hadith 52.2.7

Yahya related to me from Malik from Nafi from Abdullah ibn Umar that when he found one of his family playing dice he beat him and destroyed the dice.

Yahya said that he heard Malik say, "There is no good in chess, and he disapproved of it." Yahya said, "I heard him disapprove of playing it and other worthless games. He recited this ayat, 'What is there after the truth except going the wrong way.' " (Sura l0 ayat 32)."


"Muslim :: Book 28 : Hadith 5612

Buraida reported on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: He who played chess is like one who dyed his hand with the flesh and blood of swine."

how could someone destroy dice ? it's like splitting the atom.

[The Valkyrie]

If Saudi Arabia found a new god it couldn't be any worse than the one they currently have.