Making a fool of myself again

[robvalue]

Did someone ask for MOAR?

Look what you've all done to me! This is so much fun! I hope you enjoy this latest adventure into weird land.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnysDz2SSMg

[KUSA]

You might like this one KUSA, although I was not involved in the production

http://youtu.be/B-Wd-Q3F8KM

It's amazing what a bleep will do.

[Losty]

[Edwardo Piet]

FUCKING PRICELESS

Yessssssssssssss MOAR!

Lmfao that was so hilarious.

MOAR!

[robvalue]

I thought you guys might like to try this at home, or down the cyber cafe, or wherever it is us cool kids hang out these days.

So I've put together my alternative lyrics for each song, along with a karaoke track for you to sing to.

W**k me off:

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Wank me off before you go-go
Don't leave it hanging down like a yo-yo
Wank me off before you go-go
I don't want to miss and get it in my eye

Wank me off before you go-go
I'm not planning on doing it solo
Wank me off before you go-go
Make it dance in the night

(Chorus starts after 0:35)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBLwKO8NmwE

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Taser me:

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It's police brutality
What's happening to me
I wouldn't care anyway
But it happens every day
I've tried walking away
They're coming for me anyway

Taser me (taser me)
Break my arm (break my arm)
I'll be stunned
For a day or two

(Long intro, song starts after 0:35)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIzrS9x8Wk

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Sweet peas

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Sweet peas are made of cheese
And who would buy a lizard tree
The gravel was hurled in the seventies
Every lorry is locked and is suntanned

Summer can often confuse you
Some of the water gets chewed by you
Summer can offer a blue shoe
Some of the Waltons pee out booze

[repeat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEucmgtfSs

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[Expired]

I thought you guys might like to try this at home, or down the cyber cafe, or wherever it is us cool kids hang out these days.

So I've put together my alternative lyrics for each song, along with a karaoke track for you to sing to.

W**k me off:

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Wank me off before you go-go
Don't leave it hanging down like a yo-yo
Wank me off before you go-go
I don't want to miss and get it in my eye

Wank me off before you go-go
I'm not planning on doing it solo
Wank me off before you go-go
Make it dance in the night

(Chorus starts after 0:35)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBLwKO8NmwE

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Taser me:

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It's police brutality
What's happening to me
I wouldn't care anyway
But it happens every day
I've tried walking away
They're coming for me anyway

Taser me (taser me)
Break my arm (break my arm)
I'll be stunned
For a day or two

(Long intro, song starts after 0:35)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIzrS9x8Wk

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Sweet peas

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Sweet peas are made of cheese
And who would buy a lizard tree
The gravel was hurled in the seventies
Every lorry is locked and is suntanned

Summer can often confuse you
Some of the water gets chewed by you
Summer can offer a blue shoe
Some of the Waltons pee out booze

[repeat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhEucmgtfSs

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I can't see myself getting away with this at karaoke

[robvalue]

Ah well, I've carefully crafted the words so that they blend in with what people expect to hear, and if you fudge it a little I bet you can get away with it

People will be like, "What? Did he just say... Huh? Nah, can't be."

Would be hilarious anyway if there's no kids around.

Sweet peas is child friendly, anyway My long suffering wife asked me, "What does all that mean? Peas are made of cheese? I don't get it."

[Edwardo Piet]

I'ts funny because it's... BEWBS!

[Losty]

I am in love with your dance moves! Also, the blue shoes was my favorite part.

[Edwardo Piet]

Are you familar with Jump by Van Halen Rob?

I think it would be another funny one to pisstake, hehe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7q_12tYZdA