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Every post WINS !!!
#41
RE: Every post WINS !!!
Thank you. I'd like to thank the small people, you know, the people under 5 feet tall, those people rock! I give credit for my win here in this post to having the ability to string words together and hit "Post Reply". This has been my greatest accomplishment but I couldn't have done it without you.
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#42
RE: Every post WINS !!!
If we're all winners, who's gonna serve us fries through the drive thru?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#43
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Every post wins? I see. It's a bit like we're writing the bible; everything we write must be correct, because it's in this thread!

OMG! This places a huge responsibility on us! Imagine the future generations reading this and taking every word literally, even though we were dicking about most of the time!

We must use this power carefully. OK, here goes:

Henceforth I command that any future society whichsoever inventeth an time-machine, they should cause the ten fifty two hundred most pulchritudinous wenches to be sent back in time to this moment, and offer themselves to the one they call "FebruaryofReason".
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
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#44
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Well, correct or not, it's win, win, win !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#45
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(February 15, 2016 at 3:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If we're all winners, who's gonna serve us fries through the drive thru?

Good point, but they also deserve a livable wage in any case. Nobody becomes a winner without the help of others.
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#46
RE: Every post WINS !!!
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Just like the others.

I feel so SUPER!

Just like the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8I9pYCl9AQ

Sad
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#47
RE: Every post WINS !!!
WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#48
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Every time I buy something on ebay, somehow I won it!
Fuck you eBay, I paid for it!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#49
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Speaking of winning...

...Amazon FTW.
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#50
RE: Every post WINS !!!
(February 15, 2016 at 3:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If we're all winners, who's gonna serve us fries through the drive thru?

Fries FT fucking W! Who's gonna serve us fries? A motherfucking winner. That's who!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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