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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 7:56 pm
I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. A few people have told me recently that I have a heart of gold. I had to explain how that's not as desirable as it's meant to be - gold is heavy and cold, and easily dented.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 7:59 pm
When I'm in London next month I'll see if I can get a squishy human one for you.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:00 pm
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(February 14, 2016 at 7:59 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When I'm in London next month I'll see if I can get a squishy human one for you.
Instead of a hard turtle-y one? I don't think he'd appreciate one of those
(Sorry Evie!)
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:17 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 8:00 pm)Jello Wrote: (February 14, 2016 at 7:59 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: When I'm in London next month I'll see if I can get a squishy human one for you.
Instead of a hard turtle-y one? I don't think he'd appreciate one of those (Sorry Evie!)
Nah, Evie's going to be sacrificed to Odin with a Blood Eagle.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:21 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 8:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 14, 2016 at 8:00 pm)Jello Wrote: Instead of a hard turtle-y one? I don't think he'd appreciate one of those (Sorry Evie!)
Nah, Evie's going to be sacrificed to Odin with a Blood Eagle.
Ooh, interesting!
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:25 pm
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:36 pm
I should try one of them speed dating places maybe sign up for tinder or something.
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RE: Happy Singles Awareness Day!
February 14, 2016 at 8:45 pm
(February 14, 2016 at 8:13 pm)Thena323 Wrote: (February 14, 2016 at 7:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I know, I'm a hopeless romantic. A few people have told me recently that I have a heart of gold. I had to explain how that's not as desirable as it's meant to be - gold is heavy and cold, and easily dented.
It would be good if you could find someone to pass the time with.
She might not be able to replace the love of your life, but there's no reason for her to have to know that.
Or maybe someone who "gets it" and can relate to your loss.
You have no idea how much I would like to be someone's drunken regret after the night before.
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