New fossil links humans and monkeys

[Minimalist]

A-I-G are the biggest bunch of dumb fucks on the internet. And you are one of them?


Hmmmm.........

[Paul the Human]

The whole earth was covered by a flood and many of the lifeforms destroyed in it became fossilized rather than decaying as they normally would. But Satan did make people believe that the flood never occurred so they had to find a new explanation for the fossils. Eventually they came up with the theory of evolution and said that the fossils were evidence of the truth of the theory.

TeeHee! Yer silly, Theo.

[Tiberius]

@theophilus

How come there is no evidence of a global flood? Incidentally, many creationists have said that floods create layers, because they sort the sediment into layers as the flood waters calm. The problem is, this simply doesn't happen in reality. You can do experiment after experiment and you'll never get any layers; all you'll get is a mixture of different material.

[Edwardo Piet]

came up with the theory of evolution and said that the fossils were evidence of the truth of the theory.

Funny, because there's even more evidence for evolution in genetics than in fossils. And there's also evidence in comparative anatomy too.

[Minimalist]

When did facts ever slow down the godly, Adrian?

[Edwardo Piet]

When didn't facts ever slow down "the godly Adrian"?

Fixed.

[Zen Badger]

[quote='theophilus' pid='82124' dateline='1279900994']
[quote]Both of these views are wrong. The whole earth was covered by a flood and many of the lifeforms destroyed in it became fossilized rather than decaying as they normally would. But Satan did make people believe that the flood never occurred so they had to find a new explanation for the fossils. Eventually they came up with the theory of evolution and said that the fossils were evidence of the truth of the theory.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles...sil-record
[/quote]

That article is as fine an example of wishful thinking as I have ever seen.

There has never been any credible evidence of a "great flood" except in the fevered imaginings of

deluded creationists.

And that is without going into the logistics of one man building a wooden vessel capable of carrying

ALL of the species of the world(including marine species,for they would not survive the inundation of

fresh water) in comfort for months on end.

Then rounding up all those animals from all corners of the globe, then returning them to their natural

habitats after the flood.

And that's just for starters........

But you go on believing your little fantasy.

[Minimalist]

....and don't forget shoveling all that shit out of the bottom of the ark. Tough work for a crew of 8.

[chasm]

What about the fact that there isn't enough water on Earth for a worldwide flood?

[Minimalist]

They invent all sorts of water sources.... what they then never explain is where it all drained.

The question of invention of answers was perhaps best addressed in this comment dealing with the bible's failed Tyre prophecy.

Bible-believers are full of clever (and some not so clever) rationalizations. The crucial question, however, is not whether "answers" can be generated in response to Bible difficulties but whether credible answers can be produced. What is the best explanation? Bible-believers seem to think that any loophole, however improbable, that gets the Bible off the hook has solved the problem. Thus, it is not surprising that different, conflicting answers are often presented side by side. It never seems to occur to these people that such logic will also support the story of Goldilocks and the three bears! Or the Koran. Or, anything else. Once we abandon the probable in favor of the improbable--or even the less probable--we have abandoned objectivity. Without objectivity, there is not much hope of finding the truth; we only succeed in confirming our own prejudiced views--even as a group of flat-Earth folks in California did for years in their newsletters.

Like Tyre (which, bible bullshit aside, still exists!) the flood myth is a generator of asinine answers by desperate morons.


http://davematson.edwardtbabinski.us/prophecy_tyre.html