The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 6:29 am
(This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 6:30 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
This just got emailed to me. Apos in advance for those to whom it is old hat, but I thought it clever enough to post here.
-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.
-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.
-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.
-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.
-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.
-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.
-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.
Boru
-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.
-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.
-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.
-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.
-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.
-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.
-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson