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The Seven Godly Sins
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The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 6:29 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2016 at 6:30 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
This just got emailed to me.  Apos in advance for those to whom it is old hat, but I thought it clever enough to post here.

-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.

-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.

-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.

-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.

-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.

-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.

-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 7:00 pm
wow

he is a cunt after all
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 7:18 pm
Well, duh, it's not a sin if god does it, only if the proles do.
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 7:27 pm
And god says, stop talking about me that way, humans might get wise. If they do yall got another stinksion comin.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 5, 2016 at 7:42 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 7:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Well, duh, it's not a sin if god does it, only if the proles do.

Which makes him a hypocrite.
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 6, 2016 at 3:51 am
With that list of sins it looks like he really could create man in his image.
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm
(March 5, 2016 at 6:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: This just got emailed to me.  Apos in advance for those to whom it is old hat, but I thought it clever enough to post here.

-If God destroys people for not obeying him, it is wrath.

-If God punishes people for believing in a different god, it is envy.

-If God allows tragedies and disasters to happen when it is in his power to prevent them, it is sloth.

-If God allows people to hunger when he has enough for himself, it is gluttony.

-If God demands that people worship him, it is pride.

-If God expects tithes, sacrifices, and other offerings for which he has no use, it is greed.

-If God insists on being party to every marriage, it is lust.

Boru

The God character sounds identical to the Persian Emperor Darius in Daniel chapter 6.
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 6, 2016 at 2:41 pm
Omg God makes me so mad grrrr
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 6, 2016 at 2:42 pm
So, God inspires imitators too !!
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RE: The Seven Godly Sins
March 6, 2016 at 2:43 pm
I'd say he sounds like a lot of rulers. Not just one guy in particular.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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