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His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
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RE: His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
I think I remember another thread about proving Allah because the book mentions smoke, and the poster said clouds were smoke. Which they aren't naturally. Though I guess depending on where you live, the clouds in the sky might be primarily smoke.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
Let's grant the whole package and say that yes, this is exactly what the kerrang verse is about, and Mohammad or whoever used water to mean superfluid. Why are we only now finding this stuff, via actual science, and not living in a world in which superfluids were known centuries ago from the kerrang?
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RE: His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
Liquid is not exclusively water, and water is not exclusively liquid.
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RE: His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
So I guess the OP forgot about the scientific inaccuracies Allah had spoken of.

Through his illiterate, camel-urine-drinking pedophile Mohammed (PBUH), of course.

I want to shove my foot up Mohammed's (PBUH) asshole until he screams for mercy, and then I want to wipe my boot off with a page from the Quran.

When you pray to Allah, have Him remind Mohammed (PBUH) that he's a loser.

(March 24, 2016 at 7:59 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think I remember another thread about proving Allah because the book mentions smoke, and the poster said clouds were smoke. Which they aren't naturally. Though I guess depending on where you live, the clouds in the sky might be primarily smoke.

Yeah, like in the Middle East, where bombs and smoke are a perpetual thing.
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(March 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm)The Atheist Wrote: Through his illiterate, camel-urine-drinking pedophile Mohammed (PBUH), of course.

I want to shove my foot up Mohammed's (PBUH) asshole until he screams for mercy, and then I want to wipe my boot off with a page from the Quran.

When you pray to Allah, have Him remind Mohammed (PBUH) that he's a loser.

Ah, yes, the right right answer of course. The one from rightwinger 101. Truth is, all the faiths are just the same when it comes to their holy books. But, of course, you had to rub your general dislike for that particular one in, without making any real point.

Wanna do a history check, who was a pedophile besides Mohammed back then? The answer would be any powerful man. All through the Middle ages. In the West as well as the East.
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I don't tolerate violent religions. In the words of Bill Maher, "Not all religions are equal."
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Ok cool. Because no one in an area that has very little x fantasizes about having a lot of x. That never happens at all ever.
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(March 24, 2016 at 8:33 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Liquid is not exclusively water, and water is not exclusively liquid.

Right.  I could piss on the koran and fulfill the prophecy.
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His throne is on water..stunning scientific theory that the Quran foretold 1400 y ago
I can't even believe the theists here sometimes. It's fucking mind boggling.
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