Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

[drfuzzy]

Didn't know whether to post this to Christianity or HUMOR.  This preacher actually believes this crap.  (And the comments that follow the article are fun.)  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack...22324a02ee

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."

-- Apparently this is only a problem for women.  Or anyone that uses a dildo. 

Ridiculous.     Cue jokes on 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

[vorlon13]

I have a demonic portal for a dildo.

Now I'm confused . . . . . .

[abaris]

One of the portals they use can be quite demonic. Everyone having used a public restroom can testify to that. The stench of hell.

[Jackalope]

What I find most disturbing is that people can say such absurd things without realizing how absurd they really sound.

[I_am_not_mafia]

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."

Nothing like getting a professional in to do a good job.

[Chad32]

It's pretty strange. something that's so natural, and obviously healthy for you, accused of being a "portal to demons". It's just masturbation, guys. Sexual repression isn't good for the body, or the mind.

[KevinM1]

It's pretty strange. something that's so natural, and obviously healthy for you, accused of being a "portal to demons". It's just masturbation, guys. Sexual repression isn't good for the body, or the mind.

Which is exactly why they're in the business of repression.  Easier to keep the masses malleable that way.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Last time I masturbated was 15 years ago and I ended up falling asleep only to wake up an hour later with a vibrator still sandwiched between my thighs. Can you get defective sex demons?

[dyresand]

Didn't know whether to post this to Christianity or HUMOR.  This preacher actually believes this crap.  (And the comments that follow the article are fun.)  

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mack...22324a02ee

A Christian author is warning women that “masturbation is a direct path to Satan.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

“There are such things as sex demons. And the danger in masturbating is that one could inadvertently summon a sex demon to attach itself to you through the act of masturbating. And once that demon attaches, it is difficult to get it to leave."

-- Apparently this is only a problem for women.  Or anyone that uses a dildo. 

Ridiculous.     Cue jokes on 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

The guy is probably sexually repressed if most christians just sat down and played with themselves for a bit they wouldn't be saying that anymore. 

[Divinity]

Sex Demons, eh? I can't seem to get mine to come.