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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
Enjoy!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-f...t-now.html
1 Listening to a favourite piece of music
2 Spending five more minutes with someone you like
3 Going outdoors
4 Helping someone else
5 Having a new experience
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
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#2
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
6. Crack rock.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#3
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
Beer
Bong
Bacon
Beer
Beer
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#4
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
6. Sex while beer and smoke.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#5
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
Getting to see my kids
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#6
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
7. Steak and a blow job.
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#7
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
All good. I also agree with good sex and beer.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#8
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
KITTIES Big Grin Tiger
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#9
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
Electroconvulsive therapy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#10
RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
A lazy afternoon filled with a mild hallucinogen and a sense deprivation tank.

Followed, of course, with a steak and a blow job.
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