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I'm getting drunk tonight
Edwardo Piet Away
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I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm
Just saying.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 4:28 pm
I'm already fairly drunk. So what else is news?
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 5:02 pm
I just had a bottle of Riesling. I wouldn't call that drunk though, maybe tipsy. I call it a night, however.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 5:02 pm
I will be drinking while shooting on my pool league. Angry Orchard. My drink of choice. We made it to the finals in first place. We win here and we go to the Tri cup tournament. We win that and we're headed to Las Vegas baby!

I've already informed my instructor that if we get that far, I WILL be missing school for it. No reason for me to miss out on that.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 5:04 pm
That kicks fucking ass.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 5:09 pm (This post was last modified: April 15, 2016 at 5:12 pm by Alex K.)
Nymph, I hope you don't mind my saying, but from the pictures I've seen of you, you have the aura of a mean pool player.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 6:34 pm
Need a joose nozzle ??
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 10:25 pm
Right. It's 3.25 AM.

Commence the beer.

The turtle shall drink now.
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RE: I'm getting drunk tonight
April 15, 2016 at 10:41 pm
Evie, do you need to get the rooster drunk before you can have your way with him? He he
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