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Three Questions for God
RE: Three Questions for God
Try A/S/King. Let us know how you get on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Three Questions for God
(April 29, 2016 at 10:40 am)Stimbo Wrote: Try A/S/King. Let us know how you get on.
and how does that change anything i just said to you?
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RE: Three Questions for God
Quote:Do I Really need to point out the obvious to you??? YOU ARE POSTING IN AN OPEN FORUM YOU DOUCHE BAG!!! [emphasis mine] WTF did you think was going to happen When you post in an open forum? IF you want only God to hear your questions he has provided a avenue for this to take place. It called a PRAYER.

So next time you don't want me or anyone else to horn in on a faith building question like 'why do people still pay for porn' then pray it and don't post it in a public forum!

Are you really so staggeringly thick that you think an open forum gives you carte blanche to answer questions not addressed to you? Think about this until the smoke begins to curl out of your ears and you might grasp the difference between 'open forum' and 'open question'.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Three Questions for God
(April 29, 2016 at 1:55 pm)Drich Wrote:
(April 29, 2016 at 10:40 am)Stimbo Wrote: Try A/S/King. Let us know how you get on.
and how does that change anything i just said to you?

You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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