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Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
#31
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
I think I read his lips.... he said "take that bitch."
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#32
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
He should have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term.
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#33
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 1:05 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: His mother was a Canadian citizen when she gave birth to the commie.

If she retained her US citizenship, that wouldn't matter. US citizens are allowed to hold dual citizenships. Cruz himself was a dual citizen (US / Canadian) until a few years ago when he renounced his Canadian citizenship.
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#34
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 9:11 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 1:05 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: His mother was a Canadian citizen when she gave birth to the commie.

If she retained her US citizenship, that wouldn't matter. US citizens are allowed to hold dual citizenships. Cruz himself was a dual citizen (US / Canadian) until a few years ago when he renounced his Canadian citizenship.

I'm much more amazed by someone calling Cruz a commie.
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#35
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
Now John Kasich has suspended his campaign as well.  Let's just hope fucking Trump doesn't become our next President.
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#36
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
Borowitz:


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...Mzc0MTQwS0


Quote:Senate Officially Mourns Return of Ted Cruz

Quote:In a rare moment of consensus for this bitterly divided chamber, both Republicans and Democrats expressed their sorrow, but the news of Cruz’s return seemed to cut the deepest among Republicans, many of whom now regret their decision not to endorse the Texas senator for President.

“If that bastard had somehow been elected President, we would have only had to see him one day a year, at the State of the Union,” Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) said. “I should have done everything in my power to make that happen. And now it’s too damn late.”
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#37
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: [Image: 13151426_10154760659066509_6808394502583...e=57E4F210]

My guess is the anti-America party is writing off the 2016 elections.
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#38
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 9:17 am)abaris Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 9:11 am)Tiberius Wrote: If she retained her US citizenship, that wouldn't matter. US citizens are allowed to hold dual citizenships. Cruz himself was a dual citizen (US / Canadian) until a few years ago when he renounced his Canadian citizenship.

I'm much more amazed by someone calling Cruz a commie.
According to the news his daddy helped Oswald kill Kennedy.
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#39
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 9:11 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 1:05 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: His mother was a Canadian citizen when she gave birth to the commie.

If she retained her US citizenship, that wouldn't matter. US citizens are allowed to hold dual citizenships. Cruz himself was a dual citizen (US / Canadian) until a few years ago when he renounced his Canadian citizenship.
I'll vote for the crown prince of Jordan before I would vote for the Cuban Canadian commie Cruz.
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#40
RE: Cruz dropped out of the running for president.
(May 4, 2016 at 2:55 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(May 4, 2016 at 9:17 am)abaris Wrote: I'm much more amazed by someone calling Cruz a commie.
According to the news his daddy helped Oswald kill Kennedy.

Um, the "news" in this case being The National Enquirer.

I see what passes for "news" in your universe. Tell me, is Elvis living on the moon?
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