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I am Jesus
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(May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't recall Jesus being given to platitudes and incoherent rambling. You are a fake. No "come together" can fix that malfunction. You think you can see and yet you have no sight. If I tell you a sunflower needs sunlight and water to grow it is too simple for you to accept, yet If I tell you that same flower is made up of hundreds of tiny flower florets COMING TOGETHER to form one flower then it is too complex for you to accept. I must get back to the wilderness for now to learn the ways of the father. Peace & love be with all of you.
Er.... Jebus lived in the desert. Perhaps that's where you ought to go meditate.
For, like, 40 days or something. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
"I am Jesus."
"No you're not." /thread (May 14, 2016 at 12:01 am)Love333 Wrote:(May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I don't recall Jesus being given to platitudes and incoherent rambling. You are a fake. No "come together" can fix that malfunction. Are you ready to allow the Father of Necessary Pretexts into your soulless existence yet?!?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Okay, Jesus.
I have surgery on Friday. Will it be successful and what are the details of that surgery? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Don't fall for it when he tells you to get down on your knees first.
(May 15, 2016 at 4:11 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Don't fall for it when he tells you to get down on your knees first. That should be a given for any man or woman who encounters a religious person, especially a religious leader, priest, or pastor... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" Quote:I will not be responding for a few days. I will be in the wilderness masturbating to horse porn. Fixed that for you. |
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