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I am Jesus
Minimalist Offline Donators
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#101
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 6:55 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 4:13 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: So I heard you got crucified. That's pretty funny.

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#102
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 7:09 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 11, 2016 at 4:13 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: So I heard you got crucified. That's pretty funny.

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#103
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 7:12 pm
Hi Jesus. You still owe me 50 quid, ya prick. Don't be thinking a little crucifixion is gonna make me let you off.
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#104
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 8:21 pm
(May 11, 2016 at 6:24 pm)Love333 Wrote: [edit]

This is why I am also your equal. I do not sit on a throne.

Then you are not my equal. Just where/how do you poop? If you're a full time squatter then you are out of my league.
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#105
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 8:33 pm
Still waiting for some Cantonese.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#106
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 10:26 pm (This post was last modified: May 11, 2016 at 10:28 pm by Love333.)
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#107
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm
What the hell...lol
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#108
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 10:46 pm
This one was past its sell-by date on arrival.
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#109
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 10:54 pm
Jesus fucking Christ! I'm you momma, you know, the one they call virgin, but lololololol! 

Anyway, I have a bone to pick with you (cough haha bone). Remember when you fucked me so I could give birth to you? Fucken perv. Get off my fucken lawn!

(Heh bad day) 
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#110
RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm
Well... uh... thanks for answering, Jesus...

I guess...
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