I am Jesus

[Alex K]

Sorry, couldn't be bothered reading 14 pages. Did the OP turn out to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour after all?

Yes, he was the real Lord and Saviour. But the second coming is cancelled for now because he rage-quit over some jokes.

[Joods]

Sorry, couldn't be bothered reading 14 pages. Did the OP turn out to Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour after all?

Apparently, one of many. He keeps referring to there having been more than one Jesus.

[Hmmm?]

Jesus, 

What are your thoughts on David? (Mat 22:42, Mar 12:35, Luk 20:41)

...and why did you want us to read what he did? (Mar 2:25, Mat 12:3, Luk 6:3) 

"David" built his house out of stone.  The mist descended, the showers poured, the wind whistled, the lightening crashed, and attacked his home. His home did not collapse, it was founded on stone.

 

 
A kind heart does not let their pet starve to death nor should they let a fellow human suffer and die in this manner. How can these same priests rant about long repetitive prayers? They babble with their many words and sit in their high seats. They are worshiped as Gods. Their day will come.

...have you not read what David did in the days of Abiathar?  (1Sa 20- 1Sa 22:22 & Psa 52) The story continues through  1Ki 2:9...   Luk 6:27-Luk 6:35

( Mat 12:29,  Mar 3:27,  1Sa 24:4, 1Sa 26:12)

[Love333]

David was a real scumbag character who didn't have any redeeming qualities.  He may have been OK when he was a boy but once he became an adult he was a pure bastard.  He should be roasting in the lake of fire.

A stone house lasts a long time. A stone house lasts longer than straw, or paper, but it does not last forever.

Have you not read all of the words I have spoken of David?

[I_am_not_mafia]

Have you not read all of the words I have spoken of David?

All hail to David St Hubbins!

[Ben Davis]

Have you not read all of the words I have spoken of David?

Have you not read all of the words that I've written to you?

Don't ignore me, it's rude. If you keep ignoring me, I'll join the ranks of those who mock you.

You've got one last chance.

[brewer]

Hey jesus/susej, what is your take on this whole transubstantiation magic ritual stuff. Are they really eating you?

[Love333]

I expect many more jokes, and ridicule and very few people to understand at this point.

I'm not joking. I'd like you to answer my questions, please. And not in the vague way you've been avoiding answering other people's questions. You want to be taken seriously? Provide some serious answers.

More questions:

I am grateful for the lives I have changed through love.

Please can you provide evidence of people who you've changed, what the changes are, how you've changed them and how that's benefited them?

Remember God can crush you like an Ant if he wants. He controls the weather.

Why the threats?

You may also know him as Zeus or Allah. Oh they are not the same?

Not according to their definitions. They're distinct, separate beings with their own 'histories', attributes, religions and believers. Why are you trying to conflate different gods?

But Wait until you see the depths I am willing to go to save you

For me to invest any emotion in this statement, you're going to have to answer my fist set of questions. Until then, this just seems as creepy as some of your original comments.

I look forward to your reply.

You want me to tell you the things you think you haven't heard? The person who is born deaf was created this way because it is their particular test that they received. Many who have ears act as if they are deaf. The words are spoken but they do not listen.

When you hear someone speak something good and you listen to what they say, do you not picture it in your mind? Conversely when you hear someone talk about war & destruction do you also not imagine these thoughts in your mind, How often are you personally persuaded by the rich speakers who sit in high positions?

The words that you read & hear when used for good can influence people. Have I told you to sin in anyway or do wrong in any form during this discussion?

You cannot have fear without courage. They complement each other. Just as above with below. Your left with your right. How can you have the courage to do good without the fear of the consequences that will occur if you do bad?
Yet you must have the courage to face the bad - the lowest evils while fearing the highest of the highs.

Zeus and Allah are as different as Ishtar or Thoth as you want them to be, but when you bring concepts together and bring people together you start to see the meanings behind your blindness.

Did Zeus also not hide in the wilderness and learn the ways of the spirit as David or John The Baptist or Moses did? Did Ishtar also not descend into the earth to find the answers? Does God not have the ability to create earthquakes or lightning or rain as Zeus does?

We must bring each other together as one

[Edwardo Piet]

The things you are saying are not true.

[drfuzzy]

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I'm not joking. I'd like you to answer my questions, please. And not in the vague way you've been avoiding answering other people's questions. You want to be taken seriously? Provide some serious answers.

More questions:

Please can you provide evidence of people who you've changed, what the changes are, how you've changed them and how that's benefited them?

Why the threats?

Not according to their definitions. They're distinct, separate beings with their own 'histories', attributes, religions and believers. Why are you trying to conflate different gods?

For me to invest any emotion in this statement, you're going to have to answer my fist set of questions. Until then, this just seems as creepy as some of your original comments.

I look forward to your reply.

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You want me to tell you the things you think you haven't heard? The person who is born deaf was created this way because it is their particular test that they received. Many who have ears act as if they are deaf. The words are spoken but they do not listen.

When you hear someone speak something good and you listen to what they say, do you not picture it in your mind? Conversely when you hear someone talk about war & destruction do you also not imagine these thoughts in your mind, How often are you personally persuaded by the rich speakers who sit in high positions?

The words that you read & hear when used for good can influence people. Have I told you to sin in anyway or do wrong in any form during this discussion?

You cannot have fear without courage. They complement each other. Just as above with below. Your left with your right. How can you have the courage to do good without the fear of the consequences that will occur if you do bad?
Yet you must have the courage to face the bad - the lowest evils while fearing the highest of the highs.

Zeus and Allah are as different as Ishtar or Thoth as you want them to be, but when you bring concepts together and bring people together you start to see the meanings behind your blindness.

Did Zeus also not hide in the wilderness and learn the ways of the spirit as David or John The Baptist  or Moses did? Did Ishtar also not descend into the earth to find the answers? Does God not have the ability to create earthquakes or lightning or rain as Zeus does?

We must bring each other together as one

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Just in case you haven't noticed, we don't take well to woo-wrapped word salad, Jeebus.  Here's what you need to do:  get a camera crew, and take a stroll down the length of San Alfonso del Mar, get a good solid video.  Post it here after the camera crew's news agency gives you permission.  Maybe then some of your yammering will be worth reading.