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I am Jesus
I am Jesus
(May 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Love333 Wrote: This person speaks the truth.

Jesus,

Even though my penis is much larger than normal, could you make it even bigger?
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It's actually come down to me wishing that scooby were around to talk some sense into this guy.
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(May 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(May 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm)Love333 Wrote: This person speaks the truth.

Jesus,

Even though my penis is much larger than normal, could you make it even bigger?

The last guy that got that wish is now chasing elephant cows.
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Dear Jesus,

can I please have your sandals when you have finished with them? I want to try them out at our local swimming pool.

Thanks,

Dom
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If you are Jesus, whats 6 + 6? Checkmate.
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I am Jesus
If Jesus came back we could get his DNA and make an army of Jesus clones. We could train them to be evil and they would have supernatural evil powers.
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 18, 2016 at 8:09 pm)GeneralDog Wrote: If you are Jesus, whats 6 + 6? Checkmate.

6 + 6 always equals 12 and at the same time it does not. It is how you perceive it. The perception makes it real.

Synergy can occur in Pharmacology when
1 + 1 = 3

If you use a number system that does not involve the english "12" than "12" does not matter in that system. It is irrelevant.

All is fact and nothing is fact. Just as all is opinion as nothing is opinion. They are separate yet equal. 6 + 6 = what you perceive it to mean or what you do not perceive it to mean. An
infant cannot perceive the answer. So the answer is not perceivable to an infant yet that is the infants answer. It is right to an infant but wrong to you. Yet in the bigger sense both are right and wrong because we are all one.

How do you know an electron exists if you cannot truly see it clearly with your own eye just as the the untrained animals knows where to go season after season? How could you possibly know the truth if your mind is closed?
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(May 18, 2016 at 8:59 pm)Love333 Wrote:
(May 18, 2016 at 8:09 pm)GeneralDog Wrote: If you are Jesus, whats 6 + 6? Checkmate.

6 + 6 always equals 12 and at the same time it does not. It is how you perceive it. The perception makes it real.

Synergy can occur in Pharmacology when
1 + 1 = 3

If you use a number system that does not involve the english "12" than "12" does not matter in that system. It is irrelevant.

All is fact and nothing is fact. Just as all is opinion as nothing is opinion. They are separate yet equal. 6 + 6 = what you perceive it to mean or what you do not perceive it to mean. An
infant cannot perceive the answer. So the answer is not perceivable to an infant yet that is the infants answer. It is right to an infant but wrong to you. Yet in the bigger sense both are right and wrong because we are all one.

How do you know an electron exists if you cannot truly see it clearly with your own eye just as the the untrained animals knows where to go season after season? How could you possibly know the truth if your mind is closed?
Okay, whats my middle name? Jesus.
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(May 18, 2016 at 8:59 pm)Love333 Wrote: 6 + 6 always equals 12 and at the same time it does not. It is how you perceive it. The perception makes it real.

Synergy can occur in Pharmacology when
1 + 1 = 3

If you use a number system that does not involve the english "12" than "12" does not matter in that system. It is irrelevant.

All is fact and nothing is fact. Just as all is opinion as nothing is opinion. They are separate yet equal. 6 + 6 = what you perceive it to mean or what you do not perceive it to mean. An
infant cannot perceive the answer. So the answer is not perceivable to an infant yet that is the infants answer. It is right to an infant but wrong to you. Yet in the bigger sense both are right and wrong because we are all one.

How do you know an electron exists if you cannot truly see it clearly with your own eye just as the the untrained animals knows where to go season after season? How could you possibly know the truth if your mind is closed?

Word salad with bullshit dressing.

The Thiefwatcher is waiting to guide you into the true darkness. Will you not open your soul to Him?!?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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