Men Are All Figs

[Edwardo Piet]

Apparently this is the reality of men:



Loads of people are saying this I won't believe otherwise and everyone needs to stop saying it. I will argue against this until the cows come home because it's simply not true.

* Edwardo Piet hears mooing

What the fuck is that?!

To a mere little turtle like myself this scares me.

* Edwardo Piet pops his head back in his turtle shell.

I am skerred

#satire

[account_inactive]

.....uh


What?

[Edwardo Piet]

Pony, prove to me how I am such a figgish turtle. I am not a fig and I am not figoted or a figot. I don't know why you clearly believe otherwise.

[ignoramus]

Is the turtle drunk and upside down again!

[Edwardo Piet]

Nope, not "drunk again" but instesd just being silly again hehe.

Upside down again?

[Jello]

How did you know, Hammy!? :c
My figgy secret has been shown to the world! D:

[Edwardo Piet]

Has it? Where!

[account_inactive]

How did you know, Hammy!? :c
My figgy secret has been shown to the world! D:

D:

[Edwardo Piet]

Jellos are not figs. Men are, apparently but I strenuously disbelieve it because the idea is ridiculous so how come anyone who disagrees with me keeps saying all men are figs?

[Little lunch]

I thought I heard someone speak.
But there's only myself and a fig in this room.