The Pet Peeves Thread

[rexbeccarox]

People who ignore what I actually say and tell me what I "really mean", that fucking peeves me to no end. If someone isn't going to trust that I mean what I say I mean then it's a waste of time communicating with them.

If I had to name one, that would be my biggest.

Edit: besides Ivy's ex, of course

[Edwardo Piet]

Yeah it's fucking annoying as fuck.

[robvalue]

People who ignore what I actually say and tell me what I "really mean", that fucking peeves me to no end. If someone isn't going to trust that I mean what I say I mean then it's a waste of time communicating with them.

This, big time. A lot of "debates" I've tried here have gone this way. I may as well not be present, since my lines are being scripted for me by my opponent.

I can't be bothered with it. Misunderstandings are inevitable, but once I clear it up and you still insist you know better than I do what I'm saying, then fuck you.

Intellectual dishonesty really problemises my pisser.

When I smile at someone in the street and they stare directly at me and pull a face like an arse, as if to say "How dare you smile at me!" I'm just trying to be friendly you marshmellow prick. This happens about 40% of the time where I live. It's weird, but I really notice a difference in the reactions I generally get from different places I've lived. I used to live in a much nicer area, and almost everyone would smile back, and return any pleasantry I offered.

[paulpablo]

People who insult an argument or person making an argument rather than give a good logical argument back.

Very very slight goal post moving and strawmanning.  As if the person arguing against you thinks you and everyone else will forget what the original argument was about.

Replies like "Oh come on."  "How can you really believe this?"  Usually followed by "I just can't argue against this I'm going to have to stop posting in this thread."

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[SteelCurtain]

It's clearly not that important, I seem to have forgotten mine.

[ignoramus]

[Joods]

My biggest pet peeve:

People who don't posses so much as an ounce of fucking common sense.

It gets tiring having to think for other people.

[SofaKingHigh]

Pinching off too early and having to go through half a bog roll to get my hoop clean. I will never learn.

Having a danger wank at work, only for some selfish fuckbag to saunter into the cubicle next door to deliver Armageddon. Mood killed, nostrils destroyed. You cunt.

My wife insisting on leaving tea bags on the side in the kitchen, the bin is 3 fucking feet away!

Inappropriate adverts. If I have piles, I shall buy pile cream. Advertising here really is not required.

[FatAndFaithless]

Loud. Chewing.

Eat with your mouth closed you fucking savages.

[Kingpin]

Loud.  Chewing.

Eat with your mouth closed you fucking savages.

OMG Yes!  Chewing gum like a cow.....