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A parody of a famous haiku
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A parody of a famous haiku
The old toilet.  A poo plops in - splashdown.
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#2
RE: A parody of a famous haiku
Need five syllables
Follow them with seven more
Then you end with five
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A parody of a famous haiku
(May 30, 2016 at 8:23 am)Stimbo Wrote: Need five syllables
Follow them with seven more
Then you end with five

Haiku is a relaxed discipline.
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RE: A parody of a famous haiku
So is diarrhoea.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A parody of a famous haiku
(May 30, 2016 at 9:11 am)Stimbo Wrote: So is diarrhoea.

Very apt.
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RE: A parody of a famous haiku
One man writes
His verses an awkward way
Others follow suit


I don't think
Writing haikus is an easy task
Something something something



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: A parody of a famous haiku
(May 30, 2016 at 12:31 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: One man writes
His verses an awkward way
Others follow suit


I don't think
Writing haikus is an easy task
Something something something

Poetry is what happens when nothing else can. - Charles Bukowski

Haiku like all poetry is something rather than nothing.  I do love it so.
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