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If I had 3 bullets
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 7:08 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: It's probably a good idea to avoid publicly speaking of shooting presidential candidates - even in jest. They have secret service protection.

If they aren't nose deep in hookers and blow.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 9:05 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Sure. You have three bullets. Think it through.

Oh, I have.

OK, order and site of placement. (Don't cheat by looking at your AD&D policy of benefits)
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 11:14 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 8:42 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Sure. You have three bullets. Think it through.

Oh, I have.

Well you can waste a bullet then shoot me then yourself?
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 4:26 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2016 at 4:27 am by RozKek.)
(June 3, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Can we shoot ourselves?

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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 5:01 am
"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice!"
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 11:01 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2016 at 11:27 am by account_inactive.)
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 11:19 am (This post was last modified: June 4, 2016 at 11:25 am by IATIA.)
To reiterate for those that may have missed it.

(June 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm)IATIA Wrote:
(June 3, 2016 at 7:08 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: It's probably a good idea to avoid publicly speaking of shooting presidential candidates - even in jest. They have secret service protection.

It can earn a visit from the SS.  You are hearing this from the horse's mouth.

I allegedly made a comment to the effect of "It's a damn shame she did not succeed". (Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme incident.) I spent a couple hours dealing with the Secret Service.

I would think it a good idea to ask the moderators to remove all such posts for the benefit of the involved members.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 11:28 am
(June 4, 2016 at 11:19 am)IATIA Wrote: To reiterate for those that may have missed it.

(June 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm)IATIA Wrote: It can earn a visit from the SS.  You are hearing this from the horse's mouth.

I allegedly made a comment to the effect of "It's a damn shame she did not succeed".  (Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme incident.)  I spent a couple hours dealing with the Secret Service.

I would think it a good idea to ask the moderators to remove all such posts for the benefit of the involved members.

Really? That's pretty fucked up.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 11:28 am
(June 3, 2016 at 7:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If I were in a room with a hamburger, a platter of bacon-wrapped venison, and a pot of Kona coffee, I'd forget all about the bullets.

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I'd be concerned about my GI. 

If I had a gun and three bullets for it, I'd take out the bullets and put the gun down, as I'm against people owning guns that can't pass a physical competence test, ADA be damned.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 4, 2016 at 11:34 am
(June 4, 2016 at 11:28 am)Bella Morte Wrote:
(June 4, 2016 at 11:19 am)IATIA Wrote: To reiterate for those that may have missed it.


I allegedly made a comment to the effect of "It's a damn shame she did not succeed".  (Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme incident.)  I spent a couple hours dealing with the Secret Service.

I would think it a good idea to ask the moderators to remove all such posts for the benefit of the involved members.

Really? That's pretty fucked up.

The SS takes everything seriously because until investigating, they cannot know for sure whether or not there is intent.  ANY threat is considered a constitutional violation.  Forewarned is forearmed.  Word to the wise.
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