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If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 10:28 am
So let's play a minigame. I'm sure you're all familiar with it, commonly it's two bullets but I thought three might be more fun. What you're supposed to do is basically fill in:
If I had a gun with three bullets and I was in a room with ___, ___ and ___ (it doesn't have to be living things/humans) I'd shoot ___ thrice.
Note: If you want to, you can add in a bit of extra
e.g If I had a gun with three bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, raisins and loud people I'd force Hitler to eat the raisins before shooting him thrice. (I effin' hate raisins with my whole life.)
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 6:43 pm
Three bullets in a minigun ain't gonna do shit.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 7:08 pm
It's probably a good idea to avoid publicly speaking of shooting presidential candidates - even in jest. They have secret service protection.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 7:37 pm
If I were in a room with a hamburger, a platter of bacon-wrapped venison, and a pot of Kona coffee, I'd forget all about the bullets.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 8:37 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 8:12 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: (June 3, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Can we shoot ourselves?
I still seek an answer. 
Sure. You have three bullets. Think it through.
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RE: If I had 3 bullets
June 3, 2016 at 8:49 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 7:08 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: It's probably a good idea to avoid publicly speaking of shooting presidential candidates - even in jest. They have secret service protection.
It can earn a visit from the SS. You are hearing this from the horse's mouth.
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