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The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 7:53 am
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:07 am
I once built a life size lego model of Marilyn Monroe....just so I could fuck it.
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:13 am
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The Mona Lisa might have been a better choice? Check out her cock grip!
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:19 am
Jesus, that's gotta hurt a bit?
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:32 am
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:57 am
*goes on fetlife to see if this is a thing*
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 8:58 am
Definitely one of the weirdest threads on here. Outside of A69, of course.
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 9:25 am
lol, thread has win involved.
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 9:38 am
Great, now inanimate plastic bricks are getting more action than me.
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