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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 10:46 am
(June 9, 2016 at 9:38 am)Stimbo Wrote: Great, now inanimate plastic bricks are getting more action than me.

Would you say they get.........................
..................(here it comes).........................
...... (ok now).... LAID more than you?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 10:52 am
Ouch!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 2:00 pm
I think I'll have to repent to Jesus now, what the fuck guys xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5hQkfB_xQ
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 5:31 pm
[Image: lego7-jpg.205141]
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 5:45 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 6:05 pm
(June 9, 2016 at 7:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 15jwix.jpg]

Nah. Well, you almost got the proportions right at least.
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RE: The Lego Sex thread
June 9, 2016 at 6:47 pm
A Lego sex thread Shock

Where's Tutti Fruity? She loves Legos!
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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