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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 12:04 am
(September 6, 2016 at 12:03 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I want to murder someone.

C'mon over.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 12:16 am
(September 6, 2016 at 12:03 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I want to murder someone.

No.....wait!

Save all that pent-up frustration for the orgy.
When's that...every other Saturday? 

You'll be the belle of the ball. Tongue
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 12:26 am
(September 5, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 5, 2016 at 9:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Gosh, I feel like an idiot reading this.

Well...as a stand-alone it does look a little puzzling.
Work-related woes: titty-grabbing patients.

If it weren't for lunatics, 'the girls' would get no action at all. Big Grin

Wait, I've got to go to the hospital to get some action? This wasn't in the manual!

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 12:54 am
(September 6, 2016 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Wait, I've got to go to the hospital to get some action? This wasn't in the manual!

Betcha don't get from the pizza guy/gal either.

What are you doing wrong?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 12:56 am
(September 5, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 5, 2016 at 9:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Gosh, I feel like an idiot reading this.

Well...as a stand-alone it does look a little puzzling.
Work-related woes: titty-grabbing patients.

If it weren't for lunatics, 'the girls' would get no action at all. Big Grin

Euthanasia of patients with a brick is an option.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 1:07 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 1:11 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(September 6, 2016 at 12:54 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 12:26 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Wait, I've got to go to the hospital to get some action? This wasn't in the manual!

Betcha don't get from the pizza guy/gal either.

What are you doing wrong?

Not being on Vivid Entertainment's payroll, probably.

Eta: don't google that reference if you're at work.

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 1:16 am
(September 6, 2016 at 12:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2016 at 11:25 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Well...as a stand-alone it does look a little puzzling.
Work-related woes: titty-grabbing patients.

If it weren't for lunatics, 'the girls' would get no action at all. Big Grin

Euthanasia of patients with a brick is an option.

No! 

Re-direction is the best option.

Even when your getting your boobs milked with someone's CLAWS!

"Hey...look at her rack over there. Wouldn't you like to squish and twist those nips instead?
You can even do a 360°...Won't that be nice?"
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 1:23 am
(September 6, 2016 at 1:07 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 12:54 am)Thena323 Wrote: Betcha don't get from the pizza guy/gal either.

What are you doing wrong?

Not being on Vivid Entertainment's payroll, probably.

Eta: don't google that reference if you're at work.

I'm not at work.
And I don't need to google Vivid Entertainment...at least, I don't think I do.

If I remember correctly, the company has something with prawn production.

No...prongs. Yeah, that's it!
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 1:47 am
That caution was for the wider forum. Smile

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
September 6, 2016 at 4:01 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 4:02 am by robvalue.)
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