Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[Seraphina]

CIJS:

You don't know this but I'm pushing the envelope on this thing. Every little nudge tells me just how far I can get and whether I've reached the limit. Or is there?

-Teresa

[J a c k]

CIJS, and I’m just being honest...

Get that text. Get that message. Get that wink. Cool stuff. Long pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty.
Then there’s that booty and that beard, smiling like I’m doing alright. Hey, then.
Nada. No me hace nada.

No reply from me. I’m sorry. Why, Ivy? Why? The kisses feel great, and touch is addictive. You know you want it. You know what this is. But damn. Lookit. Don’t wanna look that way again, but it’s a fucken habit.

Do not touch. Friends, yo! Gonna think you’re crazy. But just once, no? What if... what if I touch just once? Can’t I? A beer and a kiss? No? A beer and one night? No? I swear I’ll take it and leave. Just once. It will solve it. Giiiirl. Knowing them touching and loving will do the trick. Ya think? Nope. I’ll be smiling, hoping it’s great for them. Still won’t solve it, though. So, just once? Beforehand? Before they meet? Fak.

So, let’s go on another date with Blabla. Let’s answer this text. Maybe start a relationship. Whatever. Let’s make this thought go away. Holy hell. Not working. It nags. That neck. That neck. What I’d do to that body if I tasted that neck. You don’t know me. You think you know, but you don’t know me.

Let’s answer this text and make these thoughts go away. It’s no fun. It’s frivolous. Gotta keep on practicing until it hits the spot.

I’m not trippin’, baby. You are.

CIJS... it’s what happens when you’re smoking with the Hi and the Ro. Lol Dumbass.

[brewer]

CIJS, and I’m just being honest...

Get that text. Get that message. Get that wink. Cool stuff. Long pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty.
Then there’s that booty and that beard, smiling like I’m doing alright. Hey, then.
Nada. No me hace nada.

No reply from me. I’m sorry. Why, Ivy? Why? The kisses feel great, and touch is addictive. You know you want it. You know what this is. But damn. Lookit. Don’t wanna look that way again, but it’s a fucken habit.

Do not touch. Friends, yo! Gonna think you’re crazy. But just once, no? What if... what if I touch just once? Can’t I? A beer and a kiss? No? A beer and one night? No? I swear I’ll take it and leave. Just once. It will solve it. Giiiirl. Knowing them touching and loving will do the trick. Ya think? Nope. I’ll be smiling, hoping it’s great for them. Still won’t solve it, though. So, just once? Beforehand? Before they meet? Fak.

So, let’s go on another date with Blabla. Let’s answer this text. Maybe start a relationship. Whatever. Let’s make this thought go away. Holy hell. Not working. It nags. That neck. That neck. What I’d do to that body if I tasted that neck. You don’t know me. You think you know, but you don’t know me.

Let’s answer this text and make these thoughts go away. It’s no fun. It’s frivolous. Gotta keep on practicing until it hits the spot.

I’m not trippin’, baby. You are.

CIJS... it’s what happens when you’re smoking with the Hi and the Ro. Lol Dumbass.

Sounds like you need the cure, badly.

[mlmooney89]

CIJS

You are twice my age and have been working here 3 years longer than I have yet I am your supervisor. I am tasked with making sure you and my other employee are trained in everything before I go on maternity leave. Why am I training you on things you should know better than me? Why is training you like pulling teeth? I can train my other employee in 15 things in a half hour. You are still writing your first note on the first topic. I don't get it. You act like you are smarter than us and wiser but you retain nothing and act like I haven't taught you it before. I have to stand behind you like a little child telling you step by step every single thing. I don't mean to get frustrated with you but I realllly am.

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

CIJS,

I remember reading an article in one of Mensa's Bulletins that wanted to address the stereotype of Mensa being a club for geniuses. Now, while there are members who could be described as geniuses, for the most part, the article clarified that most members are just bright, inquisitive folks from all walks of life.

Now, on that note, as a member of that organization (I joined during my junior year of college), I'm certainly proof of the fact that you don't need to be a genius to be in Mensa.  In fact, I'm also proof that you don't need much intellectual talent or smarts.  From my vantage point, a love for ideas and learning, which does not necessarily imply talent, is probably an attribute that is common to plenty of members.  Hence, in my particular case, the genius/intellectual talent stereotype is inapplicable, and in reality, I'm just a member who has an above average level of intellectual curiosity, which is more than enough for me.

[Joods]

CIJS

You are twice my age and have been working here 3 years longer than I have yet I am your supervisor. I am tasked with making sure you and my other employee are trained in everything before I go on maternity leave. Why am I training you on things you should know better than me? Why is training you like pulling teeth? I can train my other employee in 15 things in a half hour. You are still writing your first note on the first topic. I don't get it. You act like you are smarter than us and wiser but you retain nothing and act like I haven't taught you it before. I have to stand behind you like a little child telling you step by step every single thing. I don't mean to get frustrated with you but I realllly am.

Perhaps you should say something to your boss because this person is going to be taking over your work while you're out. You don't want to come back to a fiasco and a mountain of errors. And you don't need that mess or stress. I'd think that the other person would be a better fit to take over. One person should be all they need, right? 

I hope you can get this resolved by having them put someone else in charge while you're gone.

[mlmooney89]

CIJS

You are twice my age and have been working here 3 years longer than I have yet I am your supervisor. I am tasked with making sure you and my other employee are trained in everything before I go on maternity leave. Why am I training you on things you should know better than me? Why is training you like pulling teeth? I can train my other employee in 15 things in a half hour. You are still writing your first note on the first topic. I don't get it. You act like you are smarter than us and wiser but you retain nothing and act like I haven't taught you it before. I have to stand behind you like a little child telling you step by step every single thing. I don't mean to get frustrated with you but I realllly am.

Perhaps you should say something to your boss because this person is going to be taking over your work while you're out. You don't want to come back to a fiasco and a mountain of errors. And you don't need that mess or stress. I'd think that the other person would be a better fit to take over. One person should be all they need, right? 

I hope you can get this resolved by having them put someone else in charge while you're gone.

It's a dual control thing. They both need to be versed in all of it in case they are the employee working when these things come up. Honestly they should already know how to do these things just because it's part of their job. The other one I am lenient on because he hasn't even been here a year but the other employee there is no excuse. She basically has two more years till retirement so they kinda let her scrape by not knowing how to do shit because I'm here to pick up the slack. This is really why I got the supervisor position. I'm not better at my job than the average person and I'm not skilled in any fashion... I just actually do my job to the normal standards.

[Cod]

Time goes by so slowly when you are waiting for a pizza hut delivery, they need to get here soon as the biscuit barrel is looking tempting.

[Mr.Obvious]

Time goes by so slowly when you are waiting for a pizza hut delivery, they need to get here soon as the biscuit barrel is looking tempting.

CIJS...

You're not having anchovies, right Cod? That'd be f*cked up.

[Cod]

Time goes by so slowly when you are waiting for a pizza hut delivery, they need to get here soon as the biscuit barrel is looking tempting.

CIJS...

You're not having anchovies, right Cod? That'd be f*cked up.

Nah, fish on pizza is never right