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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:35 am
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(April 22, 2018 at 11:33 am)robvalue Wrote: (April 22, 2018 at 10:28 am)J a c k Wrote: Oh laaaawrd I laughed too hard with this.
Hehe awesome
It's like me really. I have a hole in my shoe and can't afford new shoes until Tuesday. When I go shopping gravel gets in it and people look at me funny. Naturally I assume they are admiring my shoe-with-a-hole-in-it and it makes me look trendy and unique, and fuckable as fuck. They're just jealous that I can't afford to buy new shoes until Tuesday. They're jealous of my shoe-hole hole-shoe sexiness.
(I dunno what the fuck happened lol. I think there was a little hole in the back and it just got bigger and bigger without me noticing and then I had already only left myself with enough money for food and bills until Tuesday, lol. This is why I need to keep up with the savings lol).
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:42 am
CIJS: You know you are getting old, when in the next day after a bachelor partay you feel still drunk.
In my youth I could take worse than that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:53 am
(April 22, 2018 at 11:10 am)rskovride Wrote: CIJS, that booty calls between the hours of 2:00am and 7:00am are disrespectful. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Booty Calls Remember the 4Ps and a BC.
Lol a hot enough woman could wake me up for a booty call anytime.
I don't work, but if I did I'd probably quit my job for a fuck lol.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 5:14 pm
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CIJS
Fuck off you stupid fucking bitch.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:02 pm
CIJS -
I am really starting to hate certain people. Like seriously. I make every attempt to do right by those two and all I get is shit on. Fuck this. I am forty god damned six fucking years old. I did not get to nearly half a century only to be disrespected. But I guess that since you got your kids, fuck me and mine, right?
I am done being your fucking babysitter. Handle your own shit from this point out because I. Am. Fucking. Done.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:03 pm
(April 22, 2018 at 11:02 pm)Joods Wrote: CIJS -
I am really starting to hate certain people. Like seriously. I make every attempt to do right by those two and all I get is shit on. Fuck this. I am forty god damned six fucking years old. I did not get to nearly half a century only to be disrespected. But I guess that since you got your kids, fuck me and mine, right?
I am done being your fucking babysitter. Handle your own shit from this point out because I. Am. Fucking. Done.
*Hugs*
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 22, 2018 at 11:05 pm
Thanks doll. Believe me, if I could just up and leave and financially be able to take care of me and mine, I'd have been gone long ago.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work. If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now. Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 24, 2018 at 9:50 pm
CIJS. Can I ask is there some sort of post count race that I'm not privy to? There's an awful lot of ego and one horsemanship (?) on display in various threads these days. And most of it is indeed horseshit.
Mods, move this to the phiosify forum if you see fit.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 24, 2018 at 9:57 pm
(April 24, 2018 at 9:50 pm)Succubus Wrote: CIJS. Can I ask is there some sort of post count race that I'm not privy to? There's an awful lot of ego and one horsemanship (?) on display in various threads these days. And most of it is indeed horseshit.
Mods, move this to the phiosify forum if you see fit.
Bite me.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
April 24, 2018 at 10:03 pm
(April 24, 2018 at 9:50 pm)Succubus Wrote: CIJS. Can I ask is there some sort of post count race that I'm not privy to? There's an awful lot of ego and one horsemanship (?) on display in various threads these days. And most of it is indeed horseshit.
Mods, move this to the phiosify forum if you see fit.
I would move it, but we don’t have a phiosify forum
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