Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[robvalue]

CIJS: I can do this all day long. Did I mention I got the maximum score already? I am careful and meticulous. I gather all the information. I don't make a move until I'm absolutely sure that it's the right one. As you can see, I'm not shy about it. I've shown you all how I do it. It's calculated, there is no room for error. When I strike, all the possibilities have been reduced to one. Victory.

If you want me to show you more, I really can. I can show you why I'm the best player in town. I'll even lay out for you how I did it, how I decided on each move. I'll show you the research I did on my enemies. You think I left anything to chance? I take Enyo too seriously to muck about. I'll show you the whole thing from start to finish, if you want. All 165 enemies. I've done it so many times now, it's just second nature. It's simply a matter of patience.

Seriously. I would actually enjoy sharing some more videos. I'm actually so fucking good, they've had to change the rules of the game due to what I discovered about it. For real! The actual rules are changing. When I say there's a problem, the developers listen. Because they know that I know the game better than anyone else. The cyclops will now no longer be stunned, ever. There are 6 changes to the scoring system, as a result of my analysis. The game will actually get a bit easier now. I made it easier. I've been playing the harder mode all this time, and I still got the best score. Bring the difficulty down to where it should have been and I'm fucking playing in my sleep mate.

I'll just play this again, I think it has a really interesting message. I love listening over and over, until I get it. Why not try!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVn-s3QTFs

[Excited Penguin]

CIJS...
TRUST me on this: don't believe him. Remember me defending him before? Yup. I was one of his supporters. Even gave him a cute pet name, which he later used against me. Yes.

To the prophet who told is all what he was really doing and we didn't believe you (you know who you are, babe), and this will be liberating as fuck (yes, as fucking): YOU WERE RIGHT. I was wrong.

Ok. For real now. Off to bed.

Ok, I feel like you misunderstood what I said.

I was actually talking about someone here, ok? I was trying to be subtle, however. That is all.

[Excited Penguin]

You make me smile, Rob...


You really think I care that much about being banned? No, mate, I don't, and you're being silly. Even I have a limit, btw. Stop pushing me like that.


  Seriously, if you took this as a threat you really are hopeless. After all the taunting and the BS you spewed about me in this thread the past day, I write this and you're the victim? Why, because you're seriously deluded about me being the bad guy and managed to convince some other people of it as well? 

Well, then. I wasn't threatening you. That's ridiculous. And yes, I'm probably talking out of my ass here. I'm a crazy person. Everything I say is misinterpreted. Go ahead and use it all against me. LOL. I don't care anymore.

[robvalue]

It was actually a video from wrestling. There are some guys who just always end up on top. Everyone taps in the end. It's true. They know what's happening. You see it in their face. There's nowhere left to go. Prolong the pain?

Or tap out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87CxBxGsckQ

[robvalue]

CIJS: I do feel absolutely on top of my game right now. I'm not sensing any competition.

So I'll go take a break, I've earned it. I'll be back later to see if there have been any new challenges. But remember, you can't beat me! There are only 165 enemies. The best you can do is tie, and I'll have always got there first. I'll watch you crawl over the line, if you ever get there. You won't. It's not easy. I make it look easy, sure. It's just tons of practice.

It's available on Steam! For free! Seriously, go try. If you get as far as expert, just £1.50 for the complete challenge.

[Excited Penguin]

I do have a limit and stop pushing me like that. You're not being subtle at all.

That's not a threat. It's exactly what it is. Me telling you that if you don't stop, I will stop giving you the benefit of the doubt and take this personally. I don't want to do that simply because I don't like hating people or holding grudges. I have no power to do anything to you, however, nor to anyone else. We're all adults here. Everyone I've interacted with is an adult. There's no one to protect. This is not real life. And you're being silly all over the place.

[robvalue]

Who are you talking to? Stop interrupting me, I'm talking about Enyo.

[account_inactive]

Rob, I might get that Enyo game myself. It looks pretty fun!

[robvalue]

Haha, awesome! Thank you

Everyone has to play it! I just can't get it off my mind. There's something magical about it. It took me a long time to master, even though it looks really simple to begin with.

It has great music too, actually. Mysterious... the game is a bit mysterious. Rather dark in style.

[Excited Penguin]

Who are you talking to? Stop interrupting me, I'm talking about Enyo.

I was talking about you because you were clearly talking about me earlier and then trying to make it as if you were actually talking about Enyo. I thought it was cute at first, but now I don't and it bothers me.

If I am mistaken however, I'm sorry. It wouldn't be the first time. I may have serious delusions sometimes.