Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[KevinM1]

CIJS?
Hi. I'm J A C K. What you don't realize when you stand here in the process of introducing yourselves is that I'm a nerd addict. If I saw you walking down the hall and didn't know you were one, I wouldn't have stopped to look. But! Here you are setting up your equipment, asking us if we have any IT related questions, explaining techy stuff to the boss, and well, you don't understand. It's me. Mama! Lol! I live for these moments! So while I wouldn't have looked twice if I had first met you at a bar, I'm here to say hi and offer you coffee, glass of water (we don't have water here, but I'll run across the street and buy you a glass and water), a back rub maybe. Heh. Heh. Oh, and you got a beard! And you over there, you wear glasses! And bangs. And you... you're (insert a description here that I can't say because rude). I can't. As I stand here and you say your names, I'm thinking... damn. I have a true fetish. I mean... damn, mama. As I'm walking back to my desk... I'm thinking... fuck you, Snow. No nerd is The Nerd. Eff. Go ahead. Have your fun with all the wildlings you can get your hands on. Enjoy. I'll be here eager to hear the stories and fuck yeah, enjoy them. I'll check out random nerds and watch them push up their glasses. But the day will come when I'll show you who's queen, and I'll show you what I do to the king of nerds.

Oh yeah. Back to my desk. It's um slow? Help?

How you doin?

[Thumpalumpacus]

CIJS -- you make me so happy. I am the luckiest sonofabitch walking.

[Joods]

CIJS

All you fucking do is sleep. If you were working 60 hours a week - I could totally understand. But you don't.

[c172]

CIJS, you win as a team, you lose as a team. Watch your fingers, or you'll lose more games, and hopefully other privileges.

[brewer]

CIJS

All you fucking do is sleep. If you were working 60 hours a week - I could totally understand. But you don't.

Stop talking about my penis!

[Joods]

CIJS

All you fucking do is sleep. If you were working 60 hours a week - I could totally understand. But you don't.

Stop talking about my penis!

I was not aware that your penis was currently asleep on my couch.


Should I be concerned about this now? Like - where's the rest of you and why only your penis?

[J a c k]

CIJS?
Why can't you just say what you mean? I can't read minds. How was I supposed to guess you felt that way? Men are weird.

Scratch that. Some men are weird. Can't generalize.

Scratch that. Some people are weird.

Scratch that. I don't understand people. If you feel a certain way... just tell me. Say it. Don't wait until you're too upset to rationalize. damn.

[brewer]

CIJS?
Why can't you just say what you mean? I can't read minds. How was I supposed to guess you felt that way? Men are weird.

Scratch that. Some men are weird. Can't generalize.

Scratch that. Some people are weird.

Scratch that. I don't understand people. If you feel a certain way... just tell me. Say it. Don't wait until you're too upset to rationalize. damn.

If you really loved me you'd just know how I feel. (got that from one of the ex's all of the time)

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Stop talking about my penis!

I was not aware that your penis was currently asleep on my couch.


Should I be concerned about this now? Like - where's the rest of you and why only your penis?

Sorry. I have no control where my unconscious penis psychically teleport's to. 

Please don't try to wake it when in this state.

[Joods]

CIJS -

I am not sorry that Losty and I ate the entire cake. Totally. Not. Sorry.

[Little lunch]

I know you let the budgie out of it's cage and of course it was an accident.
You won't admit it though, just like I didn't when I accidentally let the budgie out at your age.