Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...

[J a c k]

Men suck.

[Fireball]

Men suck.

  A lot of them do. But I lick...

[Joods]

Men suck.

And some suck badly. 

Those should be punished for sucking like that. 

Where's Beccs?

[Astreja]

CIJS that if I ever get my (bashed-up) hands on the Skinned Knuckles Fairy, there's gonna be trouble. Three scrapes on the same hand in less than 24 hours. WTF?

[Edwardo Piet]

Men suck.

  A lot of them do. But I lick...

I do both. Usually on the same area but sometimes different areas.

What?

[Fireball]

CIJS that if I ever get my (bashed-up) hands on the Skinned Knuckles Fairy, there's gonna be trouble.  Three scrapes on the same hand in less than 24 hours.  WTF?

Just remember that the places where you get injured, get injured because they are the parts you use most. That's why, once you get a splinter or something, EVERY time you touch something, it's at the site of that injury.

Many years ago, I put an addition on my previous house. I built the forms for the foundation from 4 by 4 posts and 2 by 6s for battens, because I'm a skinflint (OK, I really just grew up really poor, and couldn't just throw that wood out when I was done  ) and had a use for that wood after the concrete was poured (one crude-ass workbench). I was knocking the boards apart with my 2 pound hammer, as they were held together with 16d smooth box nails; the boards slipped and I hit my left thumb with that hammer at full force. So, I'm squeezing my thumb with my right hand to get the capillary bleeding under enough control to keep from losing that thumbnail (it wasn't enough) and hopping around cussing a blue streak. That thumb hurt for weeks but I just soldiered on and got that addition built. Now, something like that happens, I just tell the family that that particular project is delayed while I heal. 

[Astreja]

I was knocking the boards apart with my 2 pound hammer, as they were held together with 16d smooth box nails; the boards slipped and I hit my left thumb with that hammer at full force.

*wince* I still have all my fingernails, but I've had a few close calls that required nursing the nail bed back to health, including a fumble that involved a spike that I was trying to drive into a landscape tie with a sledgehammer (choking up on the handle to wield it like a normal hammer, not swinging the whole thing ).

[The Valkyrie]

Men suck.

And some suck badly. 

Those should be punished for sucking like that. 

Where's Beccs?

Someone called?

Who am I killing?

[Joods]

And some suck badly. 

Those should be punished for sucking like that. 

Where's Beccs?

Someone called?

Who am I killing?

All men. 

Because they suck. 

Badly.

[The Valkyrie]

Now I have to reformulate the bio weapon so it only affects men.

I had it set for 90% of the population.