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Another retarded religious movie.
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 Another retarded religious movie.
June 16, 2016 at 1:35 am
(This post was last modified: June 16, 2016 at 1:36 am by Silver.)
Quote:Miracles from Heaven: A young girl suffering from a rare digestive disorder finds herself miraculously cured after surviving a terrible accident. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4257926/ I doubt even the Hallmark channel will touch this one.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Can't wait for God Awful Movies to roast it just right.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
What, did she shit her sin out?
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
 (June 16, 2016 at 1:45 am)Lucanus Wrote: Can't wait for God Awful Movies to roast it just right. They did, it was episode 31. http://godawfulmovies.libsyn.com/gam031-...rom-heaven (June 16, 2016 at 1:52 am)KevinM1 Wrote: What, did she shit her sin out? That would be the parody to The Exorcist.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter RE: Another retarded religious movie.
June 16, 2016 at 2:00 am
(This post was last modified: June 16, 2016 at 2:01 am by Silver.)
Double post, you silly AF.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (June 16, 2016 at 1:58 am)Матей Wrote:(June 16, 2016 at 1:45 am)Lucanus Wrote: Can't wait for God Awful Movies to roast it just right. Welp, guess I'll have something to listen to today 
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (June 16, 2016 at 1:45 am)Lucanus Wrote: Can't wait for God Awful Movies to roast it just right. And here I thought I was the only one who know that podcast.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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