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#1
Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 5:55 am
I use the ID chimp3 because I am one. So are you. Nice to be here.
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Gemini Offline
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#2
RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 5:59 am
Welcome, fellow primate! I like your avatar, so cute Smile
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#3
RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 6:00 am
Nah. I'm a bonobo.

Helllerrr.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 6:53 am
Welcome!

You're not one of those face eaters are you? (hides Xanax)
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#5
RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:03 am
Welcome!
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#6
RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:08 am
Personally, I'm a gorilla. Please don't shoot.

Welcome chimp! Hope you brought bananas!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:17 am
Welcome to the forum Smile
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RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:21 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2016 at 7:22 am by Alex K.)
Is the #3 a reference to us being the "third Chimpanzee" besides troglodytes and paniscus?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:24 am
Could be a reference to Dr Milo, the third chimp in Escape From The Planet Of The Apes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Greetings
June 20, 2016 at 7:37 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2016 at 7:38 am by ignoramus.)
Welcome matey.

The more primates the better!
We have millions of years of cunning evolution up our sleeve, whereas the religious people were made from sand 6,000 years ago! They don't stand a chance!
Are you gonna eat that banana?
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