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Greetings
#1
Greetings
I use the ID chimp3 because I am one. So are you. Nice to be here.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#2
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Welcome, fellow primate! I like your avatar, so cute Smile
A Gemma is forever.
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#3
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Nah. I'm a bonobo.

Helllerrr.
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#4
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Welcome!

You're not one of those face eaters are you? (hides Xanax)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#5
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Welcome!
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#6
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Personally, I'm a gorilla. Please don't shoot.

Welcome chimp! Hope you brought bananas!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#7
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Welcome to the forum Smile
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#8
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Is the #3 a reference to us being the "third Chimpanzee" besides troglodytes and paniscus?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#9
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Could be a reference to Dr Milo, the third chimp in Escape From The Planet Of The Apes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#10
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Welcome matey.

The more primates the better!
We have millions of years of cunning evolution up our sleeve, whereas the religious people were made from sand 6,000 years ago! They don't stand a chance!
Are you gonna eat that banana?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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