How much access to the blood do you get? If they give you the shared goblet, chug it!
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So I'm about to get confirmed
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 (June 21, 2016 at 2:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How much access to the blood do you get? If they give you the shared goblet, chug it! . . . or dump it over your head, jabbering something about being covered in the blood of the Lamb and then pretending to speak in tongues. That might raise a few Catholic eyebrows. 
Be happy if the fucking bishop just slaps your face. Beats having him grab your dick.
Cross your fingers behind your back?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-Gw-80_AA
Just do everything they say in this song: (translation coming later)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
If so inclined, one of these up the butt will probably work better than crossing of the fingers behind the back.
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Mary might not have cum 2000 years ago, let's give the old girl another shot at the big O !!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Do I seem more coarse these days ?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
My experience was much like Alex K's - family tradition, not worth making a big stink over. Plus - ours being an Irish family - I made out like a feckin' bandit on confirmation gifts.
But the BIG advantage is that any confirmed Catholic male not excommunicated is eligible to be elected Pope. Francis can't live forever... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (June 21, 2016 at 6:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My experience was much like Alex K's - family tradition, not worth making a big stink over. Plus - ours being an Irish family - I made out like a feckin' bandit on confirmation gifts. You might try to plant an amtimatter bomb in the Vatican and then miraculously defuse it by jumping out of a helicopter. If the crowd then yells your name, you're it!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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