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Today is My Birthday

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Today is My Birthday
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 12:04 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 12:09 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 12:10 pm
Nobody feed that cat beans, or we'll have unlucky fried kitten.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 12:57 pm
Happy birthday, Rhonda!
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:15 pm
(July 2, 2016 at 11:24 am)0000 Wrote: 51 years?! Congrats. I got stuck at 20.

You changed your name to 0000. How do you pronounce that?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:19 pm
(July 2, 2016 at 1:15 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(July 2, 2016 at 11:24 am)0000 Wrote: 51 years?! Congrats. I got stuck at 20.

You changed your name to 0000. How do you pronounce that?

zerozerozerozero, real fast.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:24 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:29 pm
(July 2, 2016 at 12:09 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: tumblr_m0m0vxpZ2d1qznvrxo1_400.gif]

I'm not sure whether this is disturbing or funny.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:29 pm
Happy birthday Rhonda! Hope it's a great day for you Smile
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 1:29 pm
Happy Birthday Rhonda! Enjoy.
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