Code Words/Phrases

[vorlon13]

woot !!

[Expired]

Hide the sausage is code for a romantic evening.

You don't expand on that?

Like:

little smokey = quickie
chorizo = hot and steamy
black pudding = anal
breakfast = morning sex
kielbasa = long session
blood = rough
tongue = oral
goan = position experimenting

Never really fancied anal, she eats a lot of sweetcorn. I prefer the front bum.

[Losty]

My sisters and I tend to make up words on the spot for one time use. Our kids tend to be smarter than us so they always figure them out if we use them too often. My most favorite one was "boring in the church house" for bitch.

[Jackalope]

We used to call it "corn" - inspiration coming from this:

[brewer]

You don't expand on that?

Like:

little smokey = quickie
chorizo = hot and steamy
black pudding = anal
breakfast = morning sex
kielbasa = long session
blood = rough
tongue = oral
goan = position experimenting

Never really fancied anal, she eats a lot of sweetcorn. I prefer the front bum.

OK, you could always change blood.

[Alex K]

- I refer to birds, squirrels, chipmunks and other woodland creatures as "kitty."  This is less of a code word and more of a verbal tic/habit (I have a lot of these).

Ah yes. Like me calling almost all small plants Primel (primrose)

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

The only real code phrase the wife and I have is 'stuffed owl'. Surprisingly, it isn't the least bit sexual. When I was just out of uni and starting to make an actual living at gigs (this was all LONG before I met Ellen), I had money to burn and was able to buy some useless - but mad cool - things, one of which was a pair of stuffed barn owls.

When she first saw them, her reaction was, 'Why the FUCK do you have stuffed owls in your flat?' When I explained that I buy odd things, she expressed a hope that I hadn't paid too much for them. Ever since, when I mention that I'm thinking about buying something, her stock answer is, 'I hope it isn't another stuffed owl.' It's come to mean any silly, stupid, uselessly extravagant purchase made by one of us (the 'one' is always me, btw).

That aside, the code words that have impacted my life the most often are, 'A Mr. Shannon is assisting police with their inquires.'

Boru

[Alex K]

A fellow student at Uni once explained that he went into physics because he wants to have career at the interface between technology and management. The German word for interface (Schnittstelle) has ever since been our code word for that particular annoying brand of superficial, neocon careerist types who enter a field not out of passion for the subject but to advance their careers. You'll find them at McKinsey and similar places, convinced that they are a superior breed of human.

[Faith No More]

We used to get our weed from the guy that cleaned the local chicken restaurant at night, so we started referring to it as "chicken." We would call him up at work and ask, "Got any chicken?"

And coke was always referred to as "mash potatoes," because they're both white.

[brewer]

We used to get our weed from the guy that cleaned the local chicken restaurant at night, so we started referring to it as "chicken."  We would call him up at work and ask, "Got any chicken?"

And coke was always referred to as "mash potatoes," because they're both white.

Mashed potatoes is my code word for masturbation. Includes the motion and color.